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Census Errors to Be Corrected [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 August 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/10/2025 9:58:52 AM PDT by John Semmens

The US Census Bureau has admitted that it made some serious errors in its 2020 counts. There were significant under-counts in Republican-leaning states like Florida (-3.48%) and Texas (-1.92%), while blue states such as New York (+3.44%) and Rhode Island (+5.05%) were over-counted. These miscounts led to an incorrect apportionment of House seats and Electoral College votes.

To correct these errors President Trump said "I instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate census based on modern-day facts and figures. Since the Constitution requires the census for the purpose of apportioning the membership of the House of Representatives, people who are in our Country illegally will not be counted."

Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY) objected to excluding illegal aliens in the new count because "I need more people in my district, just for redistricting purposes. A key objective of President Biden's open borders policy was to increase the votes for Democrats compared to Republicans. We can't allow Trump to undo this with the stroke of a pen."

Attorney General Pam Bondi pointed out that "in 1976 the US Supreme Court unanimously ruled that 'neither the overnight visitor, the unfriendly agent of a hostile foreign power, the resident diplomat, nor the illegal entrant, can advance even a colorable constitutional claim to a share in the bounty that a conscientious sovereign makes available to its own citizens.' Those illegally in our country are uninvited invaders whose presence dilutes our citizens' ability to choose who shall represent them in government."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; bondi; satire; trump

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1 posted on 08/10/2025 9:58:52 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
"in 1976 the US Supreme Court unanimously ruled that 'neither the overnight visitor, the unfriendly agent of a hostile foreign power, the resident diplomat, nor the illegal entrant, can advance even a colorable constitutional claim to a share in the bounty that a conscientious sovereign makes available to its own citizens.'

Send to John Roberts. He appears to be clueless on Constitutional matters.

If not clueless, wholly biased.

2 posted on 08/10/2025 10:31:40 AM PDT by citizen (A transgender male competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: John Semmens

They weren’t errors

They were premeditated falsification of gov records

A felony.

Indict
Charge
Prosecute
Convict
Sentance


3 posted on 08/10/2025 11:08:56 AM PDT by cuz1961
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To: John Semmens

State and federal representatives are only supposed to represent citizens, so there’s no point in counting non-citizens for apportionment.


4 posted on 08/10/2025 11:16:49 AM PDT by skr (1 Peter 1:15 - But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation)
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To: John Semmens

They should exclude all aliens. Even the legal and permanent ones.
District allocation should be based on CITIZENS Only!


5 posted on 08/10/2025 11:32:30 AM PDT by AZJeep (sane )
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