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  • Employees Blame Gov. Walz for Fraud [semi-satire]

    12/08/2025 10:07:30 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 December 2025 | John Semmens
    Hundreds of social service workers at the Minnesota Department of Human Services have identified Gov. Tim Walz (D) as the reason why fraudsters were able to steal over one billion dollars of public funds intended to feed the hungry, saying "Tim Walz is 100% responsible for massive fraud in Minnesota. We let Tim Walz know of fraud early on, hoping for a partnership in stopping fraud. Instead, he systematically retaliated against whistleblowers and did his best to discredit fraud reports. Meanwhile the perpetrators of the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme stole the money that was supposed to feed children during...
  • Nextrush Unplugged Weekend*Talk Of Peace Wars Continue*Markets Close Shooting Starts*Why Christmas?*"I Am Inadequate"*What Is "Conservative"?*

    12/07/2025 11:54:52 PM PST · by Nextrush · 11 replies
    Nextrush Free ^ | 12/7/2025 | Nextrush/Self
    Newsdump Alert: Israeli Attacks Continue In Gaza An Israeli quadcopter drone strike killed two... Newsdump Alert: Russian Drone And Missile Attacks In Eight Ukrainian Regions 653 drones and 51 missiles used in Russian attacks on Ukraine... "For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace" Isaiah 9:6 NIV Bible... During the week there is talk of peace it helps keep stock market prices up but then after the markets close on Friday... "You see...
  • Stone Pillow: Special Edition

    12/03/2025 6:37:22 PM PST · by Making_Sense [Rob W. Case] · 4 replies
    MSMB ^ | December 3, 2025 | Rob W. Case
    In 1985, the iconic Lucille Ball stunned both Hollywood and audiences across America when, after doing three successful comedy series, she took on a serious, dramatic roll playing a homeless woman surviving the streets of New York City. It was a project Lucille Ball wanted to do, and one that she did well, so well, that former homeless people who actually lived on the streets praised the film for its accurate portrayal.
  • Declassified Docs Show Anti-Trump Conspiracy [semi-satire]

    07/26/2025 1:37:43 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 July 2025 | John Semmens
    Over several days, Director of National Intelligence (DNI) Tulsi Gabbard has declassified and published government documents that she says "verify that the alleged Russia-Trump collusion during the 2016 election was a hoax concocted by Democrats to undermine both the Trump campaign and the Trump Administration. Assessments by the intelligence community and forwarded to President Obama found no evidence of collusion between the Russians and Trump. Yet, President Obama dismissed this finding and insisted that a collusion meme be pursued. This was used to justify unwarranted surveillance of American citizens and a media campaign to cast suspicion on Trump." Former President...
  • The Colossal Waste of High-Speed Rail [semi-satire]

    07/26/2025 11:00:04 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 21 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 July 2025 | John Semmens
    In 2008, California voters approved a $9.95 billion bond measure to construct a high-speed rail system between Los Angeles and San Francisco by the year 2020. Seventeen years later and 1300% over budget, Gov. Gavin Newsom claims that "the project has met every obligation and we are now fast approaching the track-laying phase." President Trump questioned "whether a project that was supposed to be completed by 2020 can honestly be said to have met every obligation' seems dubious. The original promise made to voters was that the trains would've been carrying passengers for the last five years. Now Gov. Newsom...
  • Trump Policies Spur Investment Growth [semi-satire]

    07/27/2025 10:25:18 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 July 2025 | John Semmens
    Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent went on Mornings with Maria on the Fox Business Channel to tout the stimulating effect Trump's economic policies are having on business investment, saying "the tariff is bringing back manufacturing to the US and the tax reforms in the One Big, Beautiful Bill are encouraging businesses to invest more. By allowing businesses to fully deduct costs for improved facilities and machinery rather than requiring them to be amortized over a longer period efficiency and productivity can be implemented more quickly. The way that countries get rich is through long-term investments that improve productivity." "Another important step...
  • "Democrats Need to Be Ruthless" [semi-satire]

    07/28/2025 10:04:40 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 20 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 July 2025 | John Semmens
    Former US Representative, US Senate candidate and 2020 Democratic presidential contender Beto O'Rourke (D-Tex) went on CNN's State of the Union to tell host Jake Tapper that "we have to be absolutely ruthless about getting back in power. So, yes, in California, in Illinois, in New York, wherever we have the trifecta of power, we have to use that to its absolute extent." "Take the California Assembly, for example," O'Rourke said, "Democrats out number Republicans 60 to 19. In the Senate it's 30 to 10. Democrats have the votes to gerrymander every state Republican out of their seats. We can...
  • Cuomo Inadvertently Clinches Election for Mamdani [semi-satire]

    07/29/2025 5:42:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 July 2025 | John Semmens
    In what he mistakenly thought was a winning argument in his campaign for New York City mayor, former Gov, Andrew Cuomo said he "will move to Florida if socialist Mamdani wins in November." Brooklyn resident Luigi Corleone said "I was planning on voting for Sliwa. He's not a communist kook or a crook like the others, but the opportunity to get Cuomo out of the state is very tempting. Mamdani's ideas are stupid, but I don't think he ever murdered anyone. Cuomo, on the other hand, ordered nursing homes to admit covid-infected old folks. Thousands died as a result. Cuomo...
  • Boys Need Gay & Non-Binary Friends [semi-satire]

    07/30/2025 9:49:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 22 replies
    In an appearance on The Light Podcast, hosted by his wife, Michelle, former President Barack Obama offered his views on male development and friendships, saying "a dad, no matter how good the dad is, can't be everything. A boy may need somebody to give the boy some perspective on the dad, like Frank Davis did for me when I was growing up." "I had a gay professor in college at a time when openly gay folks still weren't out a lot, who became one of my favorite professors and was a great guy and would call me out when I...
  • Private Donations to PBS & NPR Surge [semi-satire]

    08/02/2025 2:24:09 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 30 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) President and CEO Patricia Harrison informed its 100 employees of the termination of their employment following Congress' termination of federal subsidies, saying "most of you will be off the payroll by the start of the new fiscal year (October 1, 2025) the rest will stay until the end of the calendar year to oversee an orderly shut down of operations." The termination of subsidies followed testimony to Congress from Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) CEO Paula Kerger and National Public Radio (NPR) President and CEO Katherine Maher. Kerger attempted to refute allegations of political bias by...
  • Judge Blocks Ending Temporary Protected Status for Migrants [semi-satire]

    08/02/2025 10:00:32 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem's effort to end the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) of tens of thousands of migrants in the United States from Honduras, Nicaragua, and Nepal was challenged by the Soros-funded National Day Laborer Organizing Network on the grounds that "they are being targeted because they are non-white, non-Europeans." Noem defended the plan to end TPS saying "this temporary program was established by an executive order issued by President Clinton. The premise used to justify TPS was that these illegal immigrants faced significant risk of harm if they were deported to their home countries. Whether...
  • States Sue Trump Over Transgender Care [semi-satire]

    08/03/2025 10:26:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 August 2025 | John Semmens
    On January 28, President Trump issued an executive order declaring that "it is our policy to not fund, sponsor, promote, assist, or support gender transition for people under 19. As such, we will discontinue federal funding to medical institutions that provide this type of care and the Secretary of Health and Human Services, as appropriate and consistent with applicable law, shall rigorously enforce all laws that prohibit or limit these destructive and life-altering procedures." California, Connecticut, Illinois, Massachusetts, New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, the District of Columbia, Hawaii, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, Rhode Island and Wisconsin are...
  • Canadian PM Warns Trump [semi-satire]

    08/04/2025 10:10:03 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Citing Canada's plans to recognize a Palestinian state and the persistence of fentanyl smuggling over the border, President Trump imposed a 35% tariff on goods shipped into the US from Canada. "As it is now, Hamas bombards Israel whenever it wants to," Trump asserted. "Establishing it as a Palestinian state will only worsen the situation. Canada needs to be more responsible." Prime Minister Mark Carney took offense, saying "Canada's government is making historic investments in border security to arrest drug traffickers, take down transnational gangs, and end migrant smuggling. These include thousands of new law enforcement and border security officers,...
  • "Justifiable Assault & Battery" [semi-satire]

    08/05/2025 10:02:34 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 16 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 August 2025 | John Semmens
    The beating of two whites by a mob of Blacks after the Cincinnati Jazz Festival was called "justified" by the City's Police Chief Terri Theetge. "Look, the two white individuals provoked the assault," she said. "First, the concert they all attended was a jazz concert. Jazz is Black music--invented by and for Black folks. The white folks were engaging in cultural appropriation by intruding on turf that didn't belong to them." "Second, the beatings were video taped by numerous individuals at the scene," Theetge pointed out. "This intrusion into police business precludes our opportunity to say there that isn't enough...
  • Federal EV Fiasco [semi-satire]

    08/06/2025 9:58:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Former President Biden's Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act (IIJA) of 2021 appropriated $7.5 billion for the National Electric Vehicle Infrastructure Formula (NEVI) and the Charging and Fueling Infrastructure Discretionary Grant Program (CFI). Four years later all the money has been spent but only 384 EV charging stations have been built. That averages out at $19 million per station. The Trump Administration is refusing to commit any more funds to either NEVI or CFI. Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy insisted that "it's time we stop wasting the taxpayers' money on this stuff. EVs are too expensive to compete against gasoline-fueled vehicles."...
  • Iran Executes Nuclear Scientist [semi-satire]

    08/09/2025 5:33:53 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Golem Salami, spokesman for Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps, announced that Rouzbeh Vadi, one of Iran's top nuclear scientists, was hanged this week. "The fact that Vadi was not taken out by the Israeli air attacks like our six other nuclear scientists were raised our suspicions," Salami said. "Vadi was arrested and interrogated. Despite the rigorous torture applied by our best experts he would not confess. However, our offer to spare his family from execution if he would admit to being a spy for the Mossad persuaded him to admit his guilt. We are also pleased to confirm the arrest...
  • Census Errors to Be Corrected [semi-satire]

    08/10/2025 9:58:52 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 August 2025 | John Semmens
    The US Census Bureau has admitted that it made some serious errors in its 2020 counts. There were significant under-counts in Republican-leaning states like Florida (-3.48%) and Texas (-1.92%), while blue states such as New York (+3.44%) and Rhode Island (+5.05%) were over-counted. These miscounts led to an incorrect apportionment of House seats and Electoral College votes. To correct these errors President Trump said "I instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate census based on modern-day facts and figures. Since the Constitution requires the census for the purpose of apportioning the membership...
  • Gerrymander Controversy Erupts [semi-satire]

    08/11/2025 6:48:02 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 August 2025 | John Semmens
    In Texas, the Republican majority in the legislature wants to redraw the boundaries of several congressional districts. Democrats are boycotting the legislature in an attempt to prevent this outcome. The Republican majority has issued arrest warrants, but the boycotters have taken refuge outside the jurisdiction of the warrants. Some fled to Massachusetts and others to Illinois. The current number of Texas' congressional seats held by each Party are 25 for Republicans to 12 for Democrats (a 68% to 32% edge for Republicans over Democrats). If the Republican redistricting plan goes through it is projected to change the ratio to 30...
  • Mixed Reactions to Crackdown on DC Crime [semi-satire]

    08/15/2025 11:07:42 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 August 2025 | John Semmens
    Using powers authorized by the Home Rule Act, President Trump ordered the deployment of National Guard troops, FBI agents, and other federal law-enforcement officers to patrol the streets of Washington DC. This move has been met with mixed reactions. Citing a similar protest where Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) called attention to Israeli atrocities against Hamas by banging a pot, Free DC Project Campaign Director Alex Dodds urged supporters to "bang pots and pans every night until this occupation by an invading army is ended. We will multiply Rep. Tlaib's effort by a thousand fold. Everyone in the city will hear...
  • VP Breaks the Law [semi-satire]

    08/16/2025 9:30:23 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 8 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 August 2025 | John Semmens
    While on a mission to conduct diplomatic discussions in the United Kingdom earlier this month, US Vice-President JD Vance and his children went fishing with British Foreign Secretary David Lammy. Both Vance and his children broke the law because they didn't have a fishing license. Lammy called the lack of a license "an administrative error, which I made up for it by purchasing it later." Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif) called for an investigation, saying "this latest example of lawbreaking by a member of the Trump Administration must not go unpunished. That the Vice-President of the United States of America would...