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  • Musk/Trump Feud Opens Opportunity [semi-satire]

    06/08/2025 11:09:37 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    On CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360," political commentator Van Jones urged President Donald Trump "to take this opportunity to win his feud with Musk by punishing all of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employees Musk left behind. Trump may be top dog right now, but he's only got a few years left to affect public policy. The much richer and younger Musk has 40 years left. Trump needs to recognize that these DOGE employees are dangerous." "You think Trump should prosecute them?" Cooper asked. "Yes. He needs to learn from the Biden Administration's lawfare against him and ramp up a...
  • Dem Makes Case for More Immigrants [semi-satire]

    06/09/2025 11:28:01 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Rep. Becca Balint (D-Vt) made the strongest argument yet for why we need to increase immigration, saying "if we don't have avenues for people to come here legally we're not going to have anybody around to do the jobs Americans are not willing to do. One of the more distasteful things each of us has to do is wipe our asses. The same hand we eat with comes within a thin piece of toilet paper of contacting our own excrement. We are a rich enough country to not have to do this ourselves. In past times many of the elite...
  • Cuomo Debates Rivals [semi-satire]

    06/10/2025 6:13:03 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Adams, Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) promised that if he is elected mayor of New York City he will "spend eight years in Washington leading the fight against Trump." While acknowledging that this campaign promise "might seem to be outside the normal scope of a mayor's job, vowing to fight Trump has been a key factor in the elections of other Democrats in New York. Democrats hate Trump more than anything. Two-thirds of the City's voters are registered Democrats. It's a winning platform." Cuomo also dismissed the chances of his rivals, saying "the typical budgets and boroughs issues that Republicans...
  • Abortion Pill Deceit [semi-satire]

    06/11/2025 6:29:08 AM PDT · by John Semmens
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    A peer-reviewed study by Charlotte Lozier Institute reviewed nearly 30,000 visits to emergency rooms by women who had undergone either a surgical or chemical abortion and found that 80% of these visits were falsely recorded as miscarriages. Those who recommend chemical abortions routinely advise women who require immediate medical assistance to lie at the emergency room. The fear is that if the true cause of the emergency were reported it would negatively impact the sale of these abortion pills. In fact, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists usually advise medical personnel to not ask women if their urgent health...
  • US Attorney Resigns in Protest [semi-satire]

    06/12/2025 5:46:55 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 12 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Jun 2025 | John Semmens
    Ben Schrader, Chief of the Criminal Division of the US Attorney's Office for the Middle District of Tennessee, resigned in protest after a federal grand jury indicted Kilmar Abrego Garcia for transporting undocumented migrants within the United States during the years 2016 through 2025. "This prosecution is wrong on so many levels," Schrader complained. "When US District Judge James Boasberg ordered President Trump to retrieve this man he had deported to El Salvador the Judge's intent was that he would be set free, not be indicted and prosecuted. It's just more contempt of court from Trump." "Worse still, Mr. Abrego...
  • Dems Enable Anti-ICE Riots [semi-satire]

    06/13/2025 11:27:59 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 June 2025 | John Semmens
    Federal District Court Judge Charles Breyer's order instructing President Trump to turn control over the National Guard troops he assigned to protect federal property and the ICE agents working in Los Angeles to Gov. Newsom was stayed by a three judge panel of the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. Newsom called the stay "a tragic miscarriage of justice. The city was entirely peaceful until ICE started the trouble by trying to arrest folks that I granted sanctuary. If it weren't for this provocation there would've been no need for protesters to start fires, assault police, and loot a shoe store...
  • News Summary-Intelligence Report 6/13/2025*Newsdump Friday*Arrests Outside US Capitol*Trump Approves Nippon Steel_US Steel Merger*Iranian Missile Attacks On Israel*Abrego Garcia Pleads Not Guilty*Democrats Support For Israel At New Low*

    06/13/2025 9:00:13 PM PDT · by Nextrush · 4 replies
    Nextrush Free ^ | 6/13/2025 | Nextrush/Self
    This evening 60 people arrested as they ran towards the steps of the US Capitol... Tomorrow nationwide protests in opposition to President... In Los Angeles US Marines deployed to protect the federal building... Through executive order US President Donald Trump approving the Nippon Steel-US Steel merger... Four detainees escaping from an immigration detention facility in Newark, New Jersey... At dawn in Israel..barrage of missiles...one dead and 19 wounded in Rishon LeZion south of Tel Aviv... Iran released a photo tonight saying it is of a downed Israel F-35I... Police in Northern Ireland using water cannon... Japan contacting China over an...
  • France Yellow Vests Week 341*Macron Reaffirms Plan To Recognize Palestinian State*Russia Blamed For Antisemitic Vandalism*Attacks On A Rabbi*A Protest*National Rally Boost In Poll*

    06/07/2025 9:40:44 PM PDT · by Nextrush
    Nextrush Free ^ | 6/7/2025 | Nextrush/Self
    One common Israeli tactic to get information about Israel's adversaries is to leak news out to elicit a denial of the leaked story... This week Israel's "Ynet News" claimed that France had backed away from plans to recognize a Palestinian state. But the Elysee Palace denied the content of the story... This week three Serbian nationals charged with paint vandalism of five Jewish sites in Paris last Friday. The judge in the case alleging the Serbs acted on behalf of a foreign power... And a story getting a lot of attention in the French media in the last 24 hours....
  • MSNBC's Lemire Chuckles At Trump Admin Claim Harvard Coordinates With ChiComs

    05/23/2025 12:17:17 PM PDT · by governsleastgovernsbest · 10 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein
    Jonathan Lemire let the laugh--or at least the chuckle--out of the bag. And in doing so, he let slip the liberal media's disdain for the Trump administration, and its knee-jerk defense of elite liberal institutions. On today's Morning Joe, Lemire couldn't stifle a chuckle [video at 0:36] as he mentioned the claim by the Trump administration explaining its decision to revoke Harvard's right to enroll foreign students: "The DOJ also accused the university of coordinating [chuckles] with the Chinese Communist Party."Get the rest of the story and view the video here.
  • Chronology of California's Conflagration [semi-satire]

    01/11/2025 1:15:17 AM PST · by John Semmens · 9 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Jan 2025 | John Semmens
    On January 7, 2019 Gavin Newsom became the governor of California. In November of that year President Trump urged Newsom to make a greater effort to prepare the state to deal with its frequent wildfires and warned that "if California doesn't get their act together there will be a disaster of major proportions. Don't expect the federal government to bail you out." Armed with an AP "fact check" pooh-poohing Trump's warning, Newsom disregarded the risk. Though voters had approved $2.7 billion in bonds to increase the state's water storage capacity back in 2014, none of this money was invested in...
  • "Special Relationship" Endangered [semi-satire]

    01/11/2025 11:54:53 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Jan 2025 | John Semmens
    The historic "special relationship" between the United States and the United Kingdom is being threatened by Elon Musk's open criticism of the UK government's toleration of "Asian grooming gangs." The scandal has been underway for decades as Muslims have been treating infidel youngsters as the sex slaves the Quran says they should be. Girls as young as 12 years old are enticed by gifts of candy, food, taxi rides, and drugs. They are gang-raped until they are "too old"--usually around 18 years of age--and then discarded. Current Prime Minister Keir Starmer headed the Crown Prosecution Service during most of this...
  • Laken Riley Bill Passes House [semi-satire]

    01/12/2025 11:09:45 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Jan 2025 | John Semmens
    The US House of Representatives passed the Laken Riley Bill. The 216 Republicans present were joined by 48 Democrats in voting for the bill. All the opposing 159 votes were cast by Democrats. The legislation requires the Department of Homeland Security to detain illegal immigrants who have committed crimes other than illegally entering the country. Majority Whip Tom Emmer (R-Minn) argued for the bill, saying "the tragic and preventable murder of Laken Riley serves as a stark reminder of the consequences of failed leadership. The Laken Riley Act is a direct step toward ensuring that criminal illegal aliens are swiftly...
  • "Unrealistic for NATO Countries to Defend Themselves" [semi-satire]

    01/13/2025 8:53:34 AM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 12 Jan 2025 | John Semmens
    German Vice Chancellor and Economy Minister Robert Habeck called "incoming President Donald Trump's expectation that we will devote 5% of our GDP to our own national defense is unrealistic. Look, prior to 1945 we spent far more than 5% on our defense, but were still battered into submission by the combined might of Russia and the US. For the next 45 years Germany was occupied by foreign troops--Russia because it hoped to eventually dominate us and the Americans because they didn't want Germany to be absorbed into a communist empire." "So, why should we spend anything on our own defense?"...
  • "Greatest President Ever" [semi-satire]

    01/18/2025 1:15:25 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens
    As President Biden prepares to vacate the White House accolades are pouring in for his performance. Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC) asserted "he will go down as the greatest president we ever had. You know, I was the one who secured the Democratic nomination for him in 2020. That was one of the greatest accomplishments of my career. I think President Biden himself would admit he isn't a great orator, but he sure was a great doer of things while in office." "He did the big things that Trump would never have done," the Congressman pointed out. "He saved the nation...
  • Newsom's Wildfire Response [semi-satire]

    01/18/2025 9:47:05 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens
    True to his Party's belief that crises are opportunities to advance the interests of Democrats, Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-Calif) has used the state's wildfire disaster to launch a campaign website. "So far there has been a lot of finger pointing about who's to blame for the magnitude of the fire damage being done in our state," Newsom complained. "What is needed is an honest assessment of the facts. We're calling on folks to help out by donating funds to ensure that those of us who have been diligently governing the state do not suffer undeserved blame." The Governor insisted that...
  • Dems Appropriate $50 Million to Fight Deportations [semi-satire]

    01/19/2025 11:26:31 AM PST · by John Semmens · 14 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens
    California legislators are authorizing $50 million of taxpayer funds to help resist efforts by the incoming Trump Administration to deport persons who entered the United States illegally. State Sen. Budget Committee Chair Scott Wiener (D-San Fran) said "California faces two massive challenges. First, horrifically destructive wildfires in Los Angeles have rendered thousands of residents homeless. Second, an incoming federal administration has vowed to deport immigrant Angelenos." "Clearly, we lack the funds to do much about the damage that the fires have done," Wiener admitted. "However, the fires are a only a local problem of a transitory nature. The deportations that...
  • Revealing Exit Interview [semi-satire]

    01/20/2025 9:39:44 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens
    In an interview on CBS's "Sixty Minutes," outgoing FBI Director Christopher Wray admitted that "China has penetrated America's water treatment plants, electric grid, and other critical civilian infrastructure, and is lying 'in wait' for an opportunity to cyberattack at a time and place of its choosing." Most Americans have been led to believe that the FBI is a crackerjack outfit that is protecting the country against subversion. At least, that is the story promulgated by the mainstream media, TV shows, and movies. If the Chinese have subverted America during his watch why does Wray seem so relaxed now that he...
  • Iran Complains About the Weather [semi-satire]

    01/21/2025 8:45:36 AM PST · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens
    A polar vortex sent a wave of very cold air over much of the US for the next few days. This includes Washington, DC. By inauguration day below freezing temperatures were expected near the Capitol where the ceremony is traditionally held. This forecast persuaded President-Elect Donald Trump to move the ceremony indoors. "On such a joyous occasion I don't want to see people have to run a guantlet of cold and snow just to be present at this historic moment," Trump said. "Expecting the tens of thousands of law enforcers, first responders, police K9s and horses, and hundreds of thousands...
  • The Irony of Covid [semi-satire]

    01/22/2025 10:06:28 AM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 19 January 2025 | John Semmens
    Now, after billions of people around the world have been injected with Pfizer's covid vaccines, the company has released a list of the "side effects" of its product which includes: blood thrombosis, acute kidney injury, acute flaccid myelitis, positive antisperm antibodies, brainstem embolism, brainstem thrombosis, cardiac arrest, heart failure, cardiac ventricular thrombosis, cardiogenic shock, central nervous system vasculitis, neonatal death, deep vein thrombosis, brainstem encephalitis, hemorrhagic encephalitis, frontal lobe epilepsy, foaming at the mouth, epileptic psychosis, facial paralysis, fetal distress syndrome, gastrointestinal amyloidosis, hashimoto's encephalopathy, hepatic vascular thrombosis, herpes zoster reactivation, hepatitis immune-mediated, interstitial lung disease, jugular vein embolism, juvenile...
  • Obscene, Grotesque & Despicable Pardons [semi-satire]

    01/25/2025 9:24:11 PM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 Jan 2025 | John Semmens
    Newly pardoned Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif) lashed out at President Trump's pardons for 1500 individuals convicted for their participation in the alleged insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, calling them "obscene and grotesque. Our democracy hung by as thread that day as a mob of MAGA extremists trespassed into the Capitol building forcing 100s of frightened members of Congress, myself included, to flee in fear for our lives." Newly pardoned Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md), condemned "the unjust release of domestic terrorists who tried to overthrow our government is despicable. If it weren't for the shooting of one...