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Cuomo Inadvertently Clinches Election for Mamdani [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 July 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/29/2025 5:42:48 AM PDT by John Semmens

In what he mistakenly thought was a winning argument in his campaign for New York City mayor, former Gov, Andrew Cuomo said he "will move to Florida if socialist Mamdani wins in November."

Brooklyn resident Luigi Corleone said "I was planning on voting for Sliwa. He's not a communist kook or a crook like the others, but the opportunity to get Cuomo out of the state is very tempting. Mamdani's ideas are stupid, but I don't think he ever murdered anyone. Cuomo, on the other hand, ordered nursing homes to admit covid-infected old folks. Thousands died as a result. Cuomo should've gone to prison. Maybe he'll be eaten by an alligator in Florida. It would be justice if he is."

Polls currently show support for Mamdani has increased since Cuomo threatened to move out of state. This development inspired Rich Azzopardi, a spokesman for Cuomo, to say that "the Governor was only joking when he said he would move to Florida if Mamdani won. He would never give up on New York."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: crook; kook; newyork; satire

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1 posted on 07/29/2025 5:42:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The Cuomo family rivals the Biden Crime Family in its ability to do the wrong thing at the wrong time. Let’s face it that NYC no longer has any ability to pick a sentient, honest, and capable leader.


2 posted on 07/29/2025 5:50:58 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Da Coyote

Not when they allow Deep State to select their candidates for then and steal elections.

If Gotham would vote for this expletive-deleted the Deep State wouldn’t have to do the above.


3 posted on 07/29/2025 5:53:04 AM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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To: John Semmens

Cuomo, Adams, Curtis Sliwa, and Jim Walden are dividing the anti-Mamdani vote. Any one of them could beat the commie racist antisemite one on one (yes, even Walden), but where two or more are on the ballot, they will all lose.


4 posted on 07/29/2025 8:18:30 AM PDT by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Democrat cult.)
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