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After America's longest war, Taliban commander Mullah Hasnain contemplates all that is left of what was part of the last CIA base -- demolished buildings, destroyed vehicles and piles of ammunition. ..."We let them go peacefully, and look what they've left behind," Hasnain said, a leader of the Taliban's elite Badri 313 unit... "Before going, they destroyed everything," he told journalists being shown the site, flanked by Taliban guards cradling American M-16 rifles... ...One building was left intact, a large games room with billiards, table football, darts and soft velvet armchairs. Its sign still dangled outside -- "The Snooker Club"....

***Please note that the Web designer is not American and blaming the Web designer for America's history is illogical. Though you may critisize this oversimplified French history all you wish, blaming or threatening the Web designer is not nice. We are still accepting submissions from history researchers. Last update: May 4, 2005. - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French...

New "Nerf" Bomb Promises to be Most Harmless Bomb Ever Deployed The new "Nerf" warhead can strike targets without damaging them. WASHINGTON, DC -- Despite strenuous efforts to avoid civilian casualties, and even the use of non-exploding "concrete bombs", coalition forces still suffered criticism from other nations for those that were killed while liberating Iraq. To avoid this in the future, Pentagon officials today announced the latest weapon in the war on terror - the new "NESO" bomb. NESO, which stands for Non-Explosive Safety Ordnance, is the latest advance in the race to develop weapons that will not piss off...

On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 03:12:16 c.j. gillum wrote: >These are to be read with a humorous Iraqi accent. > >Yoo eedeeuhd! Yoo rehzhguud Saaddum's doobull! >Translation: You idiot! You rescued Saddam's double! > >Pahrdee? Ob korsh dehr eed noh pahrdee ad Saaddum's Palish doonaayd! >Dehr eed noh palish! >Translation: Party? Of course there is no party at Saddam's Palace >tonight! There is no palace! > >Ob korsh dehr eed uh Saaddum. Aay zaaw heesh doobull doodahy. Hee loogz >guud wehring glashezh. >Translation: Of course there is a Saddam. I saw his double today. He >looks good wearing glasses....