Posted on 03/22/2003 8:34:11 AM PST by God is good
On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 03:12:16 c.j. gillum wrote: >These are to be read with a humorous Iraqi accent. > >Yoo eedeeuhd! Yoo rehzhguud Saaddum's doobull! >Translation: You idiot! You rescued Saddam's double! > >Pahrdee? Ob korsh dehr eed noh pahrdee ad Saaddum's Palish doonaayd! >Dehr eed noh palish! >Translation: Party? Of course there is no party at Saddam's Palace >tonight! There is no palace! > >Ob korsh dehr eed uh Saaddum. Aay zaaw heesh doobull doodahy. Hee loogz >guud wehring glashezh. >Translation: Of course there is a Saddam. I saw his double today. He >looks good wearing glasses. > >Maay johb eed doo dayg duhn dee ohld peegdurrzh ob Saaddum ad puhd uhb >dees noo woonz. >Translation: My job is to take down the old pictures of Saddam and put >up these new ones. > >Dee Zhehnuhrulz haff lehvd uhsh ehn jarj ob Bugdad! Dey shehd dey wuhd >shehnd fohrr uhsh suun. >Translation: The Generals have left us in charge of Baghdad! They said >they would send for us soon. > >These next two are based on the incident about the Iraqi soldiers >attempting to surrender >to the Marines playing soccer: > >Iraqi #1: Aay wuhzuhnd zurrehnduhring. Aay reelee wuhndud doo plahy >zohgurr! >Translation: I wasn't surrendering. I really wanted to play soccer! > >Iraqi #2: Wehn Aay zaaw dey wuhr kigging Saaddum's hehd arrohnd -- Aay >zurrehnduhrd! >Translation: When I saw they were kicking Saddam's head around -- I >surrendered! > >That last guy obviously didn't know what a soccer ball was!
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