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  • Q Anon: 05/08/20 Trust Trump's Plan ~ Vol.245, Q Day 924

    05/08/2020 3:29:09 PM PDT · by ransomnote · 1,701 replies ^ | 05/08/20 | FReepers and FReeQs, vanity
    Q is the result of the sacrifices and commitment of countless patriots to win back our captured country from the Deep State and achieve the transformation President Trump promised in this campaign video. President Trump has said the awakening of the public is key to this transformation.Q describes this awakening as follows: "The Great Awakening ('Freedom of Thought’), was designed and created not only as a backchannel to the public (away from the longstanding ‘mind’ control of the corrupt & heavily biased media) to endure future events through transparency and regeneration of individual thought (breaking the chains of ‘group-think’), but,...
  • Trump Derangement Syndrome

    08/25/2019 11:12:54 AM PDT · by The Houston Courant · 9 replies
    The Houston Courant ^ | August 12, 2019 | Karen Schleicher
    Trump Derangement Syndrome holds thousands of liberals hostage and paralyzes them with such fear they are unable to cogitate any logical thoughts. This isn’t the first time in history a politician drove trembling multitudes into hysteria. Charles Krauthammer, political columnist, commentator and psychiatrist coined the term, Bush derangement syndrome in 2003 during the presidency of George W. Bush. That "syndrome" was defined by Krauthammer as "the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency – nay – the very existence of George W. Bush.
  • Farmers urged to bury their underpants to improve quality of their beef

    11/03/2017 5:31:44 PM PDT · by Rebelbase · 31 replies
    Telegraph UK ^ | 11/2/17 | Sarah Knapton
    Burying a pair of underpants in a field may not seem the obvious starting point for the perfect roast, but farmers are being urged to dig deep for tastier meat. The Agriculture and Horticulture Development Board (AHDB) and Quality Meat Scotland (QMS) claim interring a pair of cotton smalls in a pasture can reveal vital information about soil fertility. According to the experts, sterile and lifeless soil will keep underwear intact, but organically thriving soil will eat away at the briefs, leaving nothing but the elastic waistband.
  • Teacher allegedly forced students to take off their underwear

    04/13/2011 11:56:34 AM PDT · by newzjunkey · 24 replies
    News-Democrat ^ | April 13, 2011 | Elizabeth Donald
    COLLINSVILLE -- A special-education teacher has been removed from the classroom after allegedly forcing students to remove their underwear. According to a letter sent to parents earlier this week, the teacher observed feces on the classroom floor at Webster Elementary School on March 30. To determine which student had soiled his pants, the teacher had each child go into a private bathroom stall by himself, remove his underpants, put his clothes back on and exit the stall to show his underpants to the teacher. "The teacher was not present in the bathroom stall and at no time was your child...
  • Flying Underpants Cause Highway Crash

    10/21/2014 10:28:42 PM PDT · by Patriot777 · 31 replies
    Reuters ^ | Jul 22, 10:27 am ET | unknown
    BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view, police said Tuesday. A police spokesman in the central town of Gotha said one of a group of naked men in a van threw the underwear into a Volkswagen Passat as they passed it on a busy stretch of one of Germany's notoriously speedy autobahns. "The underpants landed on the driver's face, causing him to ram the truck ahead from behind," said the spokesman, adding that he did not know why the men were...
  • Underpants bomber failed in mission to blow up airliner because...

    07/25/2014 6:32:36 PM PDT · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 26 replies
    Mail Online ^ | 7/25/14 | James Rush
    The notorious underwear bomber's plot in 2009 to blow up a plane on Christmas Day failed because the explosives became 'degraded' after he wore the same pair of underpants for two weeks, according to a U.S. official. Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was on a suicide mission when he attempted to detonate a bomb in his underpants as the plane, en route from Amsterdam, approached Detroit.
  • Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear

    03/04/2014 4:58:29 AM PST · by Gamecock · 68 replies
    CBSDC ^ | March 3, 2014 | March 3, 2014
    NAIROBI, Kenya (CBSDC/AP) - A local pastor has ordered all women who attend service at Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church to refrain from wearing undergarments while attending so that they can more easily receive the spirit of Jesus Christ. The Kenyan Daily Post is reporting that a pastor identified only as “Reverend Njohi” claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Additionally, the paper says Njohi wants women who attend service at the church to be “free,” and that there would be consequences for those who do not comply. According to the UK Metro, most women did, in fact, show up at...
  • More evidence that Weiner sent infamous Tweet unearthed... as his exes tell all

    06/05/2011 3:08:55 PM PDT · by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage · 23 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 6/5/2011 | Daily Mail Reporter
    There is new evidence that Congressman Anthony Weiner may have sent the now-infamous 'crotch' photograph to a young coed via his Twitter account. The New York Democrat says his account was hacked, but The Daily has discovered that the crude post appears to have been made with the same software program as other messages Mr Weiner made the night of May 27. The Daily revealed that 'the shot seen round the world' was sent via TweetDeck, a popular Adobe desktop application that links up with social networking sites, including Twitter. The Queens and Brooklyn congressman is known to use TweetDeck,...
  • Lawmaker hid drugs in his underpants

    02/02/2011 10:51:15 AM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 7 replies
    News Limited ( ^ | February 1, 2011 | AFP/AAP
    PHILIPPINES congressman Ronald Singson has admitted he tried to smuggle cocaine into HK in his underpants. The colourful 42-year-old, who is from one of the Philippines' most high-profile political families, admitted to bringing 6.67 grams of cocaine and two tablets of the narcotic Nitrazepam into the city on July 11, 2010. He was arrested at Hong Kong's international airport by customs officers who found a small amount of cocaine and pills in his luggage, with six grams of cocaine hidden in his underpants. The total value of the cocaine was about $2000. The politician, also a music promoter whose business...
  • Glenn Beck TV Thread May 27th 2010

    05/27/2010 1:30:44 PM PDT · by cripplecreek · 95 replies · 1,141+ views
    FOX news Glenn Beck ^ | May 27 2010 | Glenn Beck
    Glenn Beck TV thread May 27th 2010 Welcome to the GLENN BECK television thread...Stand. Never give up. Never give in. We are another day closer to the 2010 elections. All Beckerheads, infidels, sick twisted freaks, ilks and lurkers are welcome and are encouraged to participate in the thread.

    12/29/2009 5:57:38 PM PST · by SWAMPSNIPER · 56 replies · 1,533+ views
    net | DECEMBER 29, 2009 | swampsniper
  • EXCLUSIVE: Photos of the Northwest Airlines Bomb

    A singed pair of underwear with a packet of powder sewn into the crotch, seen in government photos obtained exclusively by ABC News, is all that remains of al Qaeda's attempt to down an American passenger plane over Detroit.
  • I'm the First of Many, Jet Terror Suspect Warns (Explosive Underwear)

    12/28/2009 11:28:19 PM PST · by Dallas59 · 22 replies · 1,109+ views
    Fox News ^ | 12/29/2009 | Fox News
    A global search for accomplices in the Detroit airliner plot is under way after an Al Qaeda group based in Yemen claimed responsibility for the operation and the would-be bomber was reported to have said that more attacks were being planned. Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, a terrorist cell led by a former personal secretary to Usama bin Laden, issued a statement saying that the failed attack by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was a response to American-backed airstrikes on the group in Yemen this month.
  • Size 20 Underwear Used as Fire Blanket Saves Home From Burning

    01/02/2008 9:04:19 AM PST · by WOBBLY BOB · 27 replies · 67+ views
    fox news ^ | 1-2-08 | fox news
    A family home in England was saved from burning down after roly-poly mother Jenny Marsey’s size 20 underwear was used as a fire blanket. Son John, 18, was frying bread when the pan caught fire, sending flames up to the ceiling. Resourceful cousin Darren Lines, 23, grabbed Marsey’s panties from a pile of laundry, soaked them in water and flung them over the flames. Marsey, 53, of Hartlepool, Cleveland, said: “I’m lucky my knickers are like a parachute! If they were skimpy they’d have been no use.”
  • Mitt Romney Versus The Evangelicals

    12/10/2007 5:10:30 PM PST · by writer33 · 81 replies · 107+ views
    The National Ledger ^ | 10/10/07 | Chris Davis
    Columbia, S.C.—With bickering and tensions rising in the Republican Party, a Mitt Romney nomination could force Evangelical Christians to call for a South Carolina secession from the Union. That simple call for secession could result in a following by other southern states, leading to a domino effect that could result in another bloody Civil War. For most Republican Presidential candidates, a missionary past would be an asset. Having spent two years in mission work after high school is a sign of early reverence for God, commitment to the Judeo-Christian ethic, and strength of character to take to the Oval Office....
  • U.S. probes banned briefs found at Gitmo

    09/14/2007 4:45:38 PM PDT · by period end of story · 13 replies · 423+ views
    AP via Yahoo News ^ | Sept. 14, 2007 | Ben Fox
    SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - Guards at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp found two prisoners sporting unauthorized underwear, and the U.S. military is investigating to determine how they got the contraband. Both prisoners were caught wearing Under Armour briefs and one also had on a Speedo bathing suit, items the military said were not issued by Guantanamo personnel or sent through the regular mail, according to a Defense Department letter obtained Friday by The Associated Press. Army Lt. Col. Ed Bush, a spokesman at the jail holding some 340 men on suspicion of terrorism or links to al-Qaida and the...
  • Panty-Clad Man Tries Robbery With Lighter

    05/10/2007 9:42:05 PM PDT · by Sleeping Beauty · 67 replies · 1,552+ views
    AP ^ | May 10, 2007 | Staff
    INWOOD, W.Va. (AP) - A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women's underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said. "I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried," State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg. The cashier at first thought it was a joke and refused to give the man any money, so he ran to a Jeep Cherokee and drove away at about 4 a.m. Wednesday, Kearns said. A few minutes later, police stopped a vehicle matching that description and took two men...
  • Wind breakers (Global Warming friendly underwear?)

    01/29/2007 5:27:19 AM PST · by Calpernia · 23 replies · 583+ views ^ | 2007-01-26 18:45:49
    A US lingerie company have created pants designed to conceal the smell of farts. Under-Ease pants have an in-built multi-layered, replaceable filter, made of felt, charcoal and fibreglass wool to absorb odour. The underpants are made from air-tight fabric and are completely sealed with elastic around the waistband and legs to prevent any gas escaping. Under-Tec inventor Buck Weimer said: "Under-Ease are underwear for protection against bad human gas. "We get a lot of jokes - but we don't doubt that this is a serious product that serves a purpose." The pants are machine washable and the filters can last...
  • School Sends Captain Underpants Girls Home (Girls Dressed Up For Superhero Day)

    10/26/2006 9:03:00 AM PDT · by Cagey · 77 replies · 2,913+ views
    WKMG TV NEWS ^ | 10-26-2006
    LONG BEACH, N.Y. -- Captain Underpants may be a superhero, but he isn't welcome at one suburban New York school. Three 17-year-old girls were told to leave Long Beach High School when they showed up on the school's Superhero Day dressed as the subject of the bestselling children's books. Captain Underpants is a superhero from popular books that has battled, among other things, talking toilets and the infamous Professor Poopypants. The girls, Chelsea Horowitz, Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin, wore beige leotards and nude stockings under white briefs and red capes. They were completely covered. Principal Nicholas Restivo said he...

    05/22/2005 10:42:22 AM PDT · by ritt · 249+ views
    Horsefeathers ^ | 5-22-2005 | Yale Kramer
    There is an old clinical anecdote, probably apocryphal, that teachers in medical school sometimes use to illustrate the compelling power of delusions to medical students. It goes something like this: A young, inexperienced psychiatric resident, in the course of interviewing a patient, discovered that the patient suffered from the delusion that he, the patient, was dead. The young psychiatrist then proceeded to try gently and tactfully to reason with the patient to see the reality and give up his delusion. The psychiatrist tried everything he could think of to dissuade the patient but still, after twenty or thirty minutes, the...