Skip the Middle Man
Posted on 11/03/2017 5:31:44 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Burying a pair of underpants in a field may not seem the obvious starting point for the perfect roast, but farmers are being urged to dig deep for tastier meat.
The Agriculture and Horticulture Development Board (AHDB) and Quality Meat Scotland (QMS) claim interring a pair of cotton smalls in a pasture can reveal vital information about soil fertility.
According to the experts, sterile and lifeless soil will keep underwear intact, but organically thriving soil will eat away at the briefs, leaving nothing but the elastic waistband.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Sounds like some of my undies...
In all seriousness any farmer who has to bury his underwear to figure out if the soil is fertile or not shouldn’t be farming.
Soiled underwear ... or underweared soil?
Huh, buying a soil tester is easy cheap and much faster get results ...
Liberals come up with the stupidest ideas...
I don’t know about England but there’s no pasture around here that’s sterile and infertile if there are cows pooping all over it. Maybe they’re trying too hard and are poop-scooping in behind them.
Poop is fertilizer, dummies.
This seems more like “Muslim science” than it does “Western science”.
It Western Science we use labs, chemicals, and statistical analysis of soil components.
Why not just do a soil test? A real soil test.
It honestly sounds more like superstition verging upon some sort of voodoo spell, to be honest, like burying stuff at a crossroads.
Cattle eat soil ?
What kind of shit is this?
Soil sample tests, anyone?
It’s the South Park Underpants Gnome way to success raising beef cattle.
Bury Underpants + ? = Profit!
What is underwear?
Skip the Middle Man
The West have gone insane. Good grief.
Hey AHDB eat my shorts you drunken fools.
Must be the same "experts" who are studying climate change.
“Eat my shorts” takes on new importance agriculturally speaking. Who’d a thunk it?
If they were to try burying Shrillary’s undies it might poison the crop of an entire field.
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