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Size 20 Underwear Used as Fire Blanket Saves Home From Burning
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| 1-2-08
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Posted on 01/02/2008 9:04:19 AM PST by WOBBLY BOB
A family home in England was saved from burning down after roly-poly mother Jenny Marsey’s size 20 underwear was used as a fire blanket.
Son John, 18, was frying bread when the pan caught fire, sending flames up to the ceiling.
Resourceful cousin Darren Lines, 23, grabbed Marsey’s panties from a pile of laundry, soaked them in water and flung them over the flames.
Marsey, 53, of Hartlepool, Cleveland, said: “I’m lucky my knickers are like a parachute! If they were skimpy they’d have been no use.”
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: britain; fire; underpants; underwear
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Hillary's undapants could be dropped on a wildfire...
To: WOBBLY BOB
oh my!
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:06:29 AM PST
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digger48
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:07:33 AM PST
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jdm
To: digger48
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:07:59 AM PST
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jdm
To: digger48
Is that her underwear before or after it was used to put out the fire?
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:08:53 AM PST
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jdm
To: jdm
It would be ironic if they were used to put out a bacon fire.
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:09:46 AM PST
by
WOBBLY BOB
(I think I'll buy everyone a carbon credit for Christmas.)
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To: jdm
If those were before the fire, she had quite of few hash marks on the skivies!
To: WOBBLY BOB
frying bread when the pan caught fire
Ah! A clue....
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:14:40 AM PST
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
That reminds me. I need to put on my January underwear.
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:20:12 AM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(It takes a father to raise a child.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Nothing like kicking off the New Year with a smoking hot panty thread.
To: digger48
These ladies agree...
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posted on
01/02/2008 9:47:05 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Don't mess with tigers, for you are crunchy and chewy...)
To: JRios1968
The Jena 6? Who are the other two guilty parties?
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posted on
01/02/2008 10:48:12 AM PST
by
VRWCmember
(Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
To: VRWCmember
Ok, this should be clearer
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posted on
01/02/2008 11:04:21 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(Don't mess with tigers, for you are crunchy and chewy...)
To: WOBBLY BOB
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posted on
01/02/2008 11:19:31 AM PST
by
Red in Blue PA
(Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Well, I’ll give her this...she’s a good sport and must have a really good sense of humor! We didn’t need to see the actual panties, though.
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posted on
01/02/2008 11:29:17 AM PST
by
Nea Wood
(I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
To: stylecouncilor
To: WOBBLY BOB
Now that's funny.
Hillary's undapants could be dropped on a wildfire...
That would've smothered the CA wildfires in no time!
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posted on
01/02/2008 6:25:44 PM PST
by
G8 Diplomat
(Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
To: WOBBLY BOB
“I’m lucky my knickers are like a parachute! If they were skimpy they’d have been no use.”Thats the spirit, love!
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posted on
01/02/2008 6:32:31 PM PST
by
OCC
To: G8 Diplomat
Now that would be an ecological disaster of Biblical proportions.
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posted on
01/02/2008 6:38:12 PM PST
by
festus
(Fred Thompson '08)
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