1. Number every square on a roll. Hang a log book near the roll. Every person using paper from roll must record usage by numbers on roll. Identify the biggest users. Quarantine them for a day for each offense. 2. Visitors must bring their own. Remove yours before they go in. Organize a BYOTP party (bring your own toilet paper party) 3. Study your dogs' behaviour. They get by without toilet paper quite well. 4. Visit rest rooms in local shopping malls, fast food places. Check TP is available before you sit down. Steal as much as you can. Bad...