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  • Born in Madison and back in print — The Onion returns (Wisconsin)

    12/24/2024 6:32:01 AM PST · by Diana in Wisconsin · 15 replies
    Madison Magazine ^ | December 24, 2024 | Madison Magazine
    In August, The Onion proclaimed its triumphant return to print. It had been 11 years since the satirical news publication — arguably the most popular of its kind — pivoted to an online-only format. But some Madisonians knew that at least one physical copy of The Onion had persevered, tucked away in Alumni Park on the University of Wisconsin–Madison campus. A copy preserved in a bronze plaque rather than paper, yes. But a copy, nonetheless. The landmark commemorates Madison as the place where The Onion began. Founders Tim Keck and Christopher Johnson were juniors at UW–Madison when they launched The...
  • Judge rejects sale of Alex Jones’ Infowars to The Onion in dispute over bankruptcy auction [update]

    12/10/2024 9:38:18 PM PST · by CFW · 7 replies
    New York Post ^ | 12/10/24 | AP
    A federal judge on Tuesday night rejected the sale of the conspiracy platform Infowars to The Onion satirical news outlet after Alex Jones claimed that a recent bankruptcy auction was fraught with illegal collusion. The Onion was named the winning bidder on Nov. 14 over a company affiliated with Jones. US Bankruptcy Judge Christopher Lopez’s decision means Jones can stay at Infowars in Austin, Texas. The Onion had planned to kick Jones out and relaunch Infowars in January as a parody. At the end of a lengthy two-day hearing in a Texas courtroom, Lopez criticized the auction process as flawed...
  • Alex Jones reveals Elon Musk saved Infowars from being sold to The Onion

    11/17/2024 7:16:11 PM PST · by Aquamarine · 39 replies
    The Daily Mail ^ | Nov 17, 2024 | Stephen M. Lepore
    Alex Jones has declared 'the cavalry is here' as attorneys for Elon Musk's X jumped in to help put a temporary pause on the sale of his beloved Infowars to The Onion. The satirical news publication said the bid was sanctioned by the families of Sandy Hook Elementary victims who won a $1.4 billion defamation lawsuit against Jones in 2022. But a federal judge has questioned the secretive bidding process, with Jones believing it gives him a chance to reclaim his outlet. Lawyers for the Musk-owned social media outlet filed a notice of appearance in Jones' bankruptcy case Thursday. The...
  • The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

    11/15/2024 6:13:48 AM PST · by Trump20162020 · 20 replies
    The Guardian ^ | November 14, 2024 | Anna Betts
    The satirical news outlet the Onion has purchased Infowars, the rightwing media platform run by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, at a court-ordered auction. The news was confirmed on Thursday morning in a video by Jones himself, as well as the head of the Onion’s parent company. “I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with the US trustee over our bankruptcy this morning, and they said they are shutting us down even without a court order this morning,” Jones said in a video shared on X. “The Connecticut Democrats with the Onion newspaper bought...
  • Infowars is being shut down now!

    11/14/2024 1:01:43 PM PST · by E. Pluribus Unum · 146 replies
    X.com ^ | 7:51 AM · Nov 14, 2024 | Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
  • The judge overseeing Alex Jones's Infowars case just ordered a hearing into how the Onion won the bidding after Alex's lawyers alleged that the trustee overseeing the auction rigged it at the last minute to allow the Onion to win

    11/14/2024 5:14:27 PM PST · by george76 · 17 replies
    X ^ | Nov 14, 2024 | George
    The judge overseeing Alex Jones's Infowars case just ordered a hearing into how the Onion won the bidding after Alex's lawyers alleged that the trustee overseeing the auction rigged it at the last minute to allow the Onion to win.. What they're doing to Jones is unthinkable. Everyone makes mistakes, but none of the people who made up a lie about the Trump-Russian collusion have suffered this much for it. FREE ALEX JONES. FREE INFOWARS.
  • Satire slinger The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with help from Sandy Hook families

    11/14/2024 8:35:06 AM PST · by Diana in Wisconsin · 59 replies
    Channel 3000 News/AP ^ | November 14, 2024 | AP Bitter LOSERS
    The satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones' Infowars at a bankruptcy auction, backed by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims whom Jones owes more than $1 billion in defamation judgments for calling the massacre a hoax, the families announced Thursday. "The dissolution of Alex Jones’ assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the 2012 shooting in Connecticut, said in a statement provided by his lawyers. The sale price was not immediately disclosed. Jones confirmed The Onion's...
  • Alex Jones is offline for the first time in 25 years?

    11/14/2024 7:49:53 AM PST · by RandFan · 39 replies
    FR ^ | Nov 14 | Me
    So the powers that be have succeeded it looks like Alex Jones is offline for the first time in nearly 30 years. His sites are redirecting elsewhere I presume he'll register a new website soon and gain new premises (he might be shut out of his current venue) but this is historical in my opinion. This is pretty scary that it can happen in America and to someone like Alex Jones. What is next?!
  • The Onion buys Alex Jones’s Infowars at auction

    11/14/2024 7:09:30 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 31 replies
    The Hill ^ | 11/14/2024 | Lauren Irwin
    The satirical news publication The Onion said Thursday it purchased conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’s Infowars website at a bankruptcy auction. “All told, the decision to acquire InfoWars was an easy one for the Global Tetrahedron executive board,” a satirical CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder said in a joking statement about the acquisition. Jones’s Infowars business went to auction after the trustee in charge of his bankruptcy proceedings moved to shut down the site and liquidate his assets. Jones is a far-right conspiracy theorist who spread baseless lies about the victims and families of those killed in the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary...
  • Forced auction of INFOWARS has finished; Latest News

    11/13/2024 11:07:41 AM PST · by RandFan · 55 replies
    AP ^ | Nov 13 | By DAVE COLLINS
    Conspiracy theory purveyor Infowars and most of its assets went on the auction block Wednesday, with Alex Jones waiting to see if he will be allowed to stay or if he will get kicked off its online platforms. The private auction was being held as part of Jones’ personal bankruptcy, which resulted from the nearly $1.5 billion in defamation lawsuit judgments a judge and jurors ordered the bombastic internet show and radio host to pay to families of victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting for repeatedly telling his audience that the Connecticut massacre of 20 children and...
  • VILE: The Onion makes a joke about Corey Comperatore's death

    09/11/2024 12:10:21 PM PDT · by NetAddicted · 5 replies
    Twitchy.com ^ | 9/10/2024 | Aaron Walker
    Look, this author’s sense of humor can be very dark, very NSFW and very transgressive. But this is beyond the pale. During tonight’s debate, Harris claimed people tended to leave Trump’s rallies because they were bored, and Trump denied this. That led the Onion, which was kind of “live joking” about the debate, to post this: FACT CHECK TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.” TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags. — The Onion (@TheOnion) September 11, 2024 There are no words. Yes, someone was brought out of a Trump rally in a body bag, because someone tried to kill...
  • The Onion calls Hawley a ‘pedophile’ without punishment, but Babylon Bee is suspended for misgendering

    03/24/2022 1:39:59 AM PDT · by gattaca · 11 replies
    American Wire ^ | Tom Tillison
    While there are legitimate concerns about President Biden’s Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson’s adherence to ever-toxic critical race theory and her views on gender, it’s fair to say that Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Missouri, has scored the most damaging hit against the left-wing jurist with his focus on her sentencing of those convicted of child pornography. The best indication of this assertion is the concerted pushback from the alleged “fact-checkers,” who rushed almost in unison to Jackson’s defense to claim that Hawley’s claims don’t stand up to scrutiny, though her confirmation hearings before the Senate’s Judiciary Committee are but a...
  • And OLD Joe Just Announced......

    08/30/2019 7:57:21 PM PDT · by hapnHal · 65 replies
    30 Aug 19 | hapnHal
    AND OLD JOE……. …………has uttered another load of verbal crapola. Sadly he can’t seem to get ANYTHING straight………….what the hell will he do if he is elected and has a sink or swim decision to make. His mind is aging , and he is borderline SENILE. and old Joe just announced........ that he is the "only" candidate qualified to beat George Bush!! ouch!
  • Elon Musk Wanted to Buy 'The Onion,' Now His Team's Hiring Its Staffers for a Secret Project

    03/13/2018 7:35:47 PM PDT · by cba123 · 11 replies
    Daily Beast ^ | 03/13/2018 | Maxwell Tani
    (please note, this article is NOT from the Onion) Early in February, the satirical news publication The Onion published a story about Elon Musk, titled, “Elon Musk Offering $1.2 Billion in Grants to Any Project That Promises to Make Him Feel Complete.” (please see the full article, at the link)
  • The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election.

    04/17/2017 3:24:49 PM PDT · by Jim W N · 29 replies
    facebook.com/DonaldTrump ^ | 4/17/17 | DonaldTrump
    The Fake Media (not Real Media) has gotten even worse since the election. Every story is badly slanted. We have to hold them to the truth!
  • Expert: 'Phony’ Hillary Clinton Couldn’t Hide Her Inauguration Fury

    01/24/2017 2:28:12 PM PST · by drewh · 97 replies
    Radar Oline ^ | jan 24 2017 ast
    Hillary Clinton is still "bitter" over President Donald Trump's electoral victory, a body language expert told RadarOnline.com, and the photos of her "going through the motions" at his inauguration on Friday are the proof! "This was clearly a hard day for Hillary," expert Lillian Glass told Radar. "And it showed in both her her facial language and body language.""When we first see Bill and Hillary waiting for their turn to enter the stage, Hillary looks tense and there is a lot of upset in her facial expression," Glass told Radar. "There is a great deal of tension around her mouth....
  • Donald Trump Won Because of Facebook

    11/09/2016 1:41:47 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 60 replies
    New York Magazine ^ | November 9, 2016 | Max Read
    A close and — to pundits, journalists, and Democrats — unexpected victory like Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s is always overdetermined, and no one particular thing pushed Trump over the edge on Tuesday night. His chosen party’s lately increasing openness to explicit white nationalism, the still-recent global-scale failure of the liberal economic consensus, the apparently deep-seated misogyny and racism of the American electorate, Hillary Clinton’s multiple shortcomings as a candidate, or even the last-minute intervention of FBI director James Comey might each have been, on its own, sufficient to hand the election to a man who is, by any reckoning,...
  • HuffPo: Don’t be fooled. Kasich will win the nomination

    04/09/2016 12:07:15 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 87 replies
    Hot Air.com ^ | April 9, 2016 | JAZZ SHAW
    I’ve heard a lot of predictions about the outcome of the GOP primary this week, but to say that there’s some sort of consensus forming would be a bit of an exaggeration to put it mildly. Echoing the sentiments of some of the guests on the cable news morning shows, Lawnewz said that Trump still wins the whole thing once he gets to wrangle for a few missing delegates coming into Cleveland. At the same time, Ted Cruz backer Scott Walker said that the Texas Senator is now set up to take it on the second ballot. And of course...
  • Ha Ha: Hillary Clinton’s Top Financial Supporter Now Controls “The Onion”

    02/17/2016 4:47:34 AM PST · by Behind Liberal Lines · 5 replies
    The Intercept ^ | 01.26.16 | Jon Schwartz
    Many news outlets covered Univision Communications' purchase last week of a stake in The Onion, the world's leading news publication. According to NPR, Univision bought a 40 percent controlling interest in the company, and also acquired the option to buy the remainder of The Onion in the future. But what's gotten no attention at all is that Haim Saban, Hillary Clinton's biggest fan and financial supporter, is Univision's co-owner and chairman. Saban and his wife, Cheryl, are Hillary Clinton's top financial backers, having given $2,046,600 to support her political campaigns and at least $10 million more to the Clinton Foundation,...
  • Donald J. Trump Gets Nobel Peace Prize Nomination for ‘Vigorous Peace Through Strength Ideology’

    02/02/2016 4:56:19 PM PST · by drewh · 52 replies
    The Blaze ^ | Feb. 2, 2016 3:46pm | Tré Goins-Phillips
    Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is reportedly in the running to receive the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize. Despite the billionaire’s controversial call to ban all Muslims from entering the United States, which drew international backlash, Trump earned the nomination for the award because of his tough stance on terrorism and other security threats, according to Nobel watcher Kristian Berg Harpviken, director of the Peace Research Institute of Oslo. Harpviken said the nominating letter he received outlined why Trump deserved the award. Supporters wrote that the real estate mogul deserved the prize because of “his vigorous peace through strength ideology, used...