Delicate situation. I own this home, an unwanted guest has now taken over my weekend home. Sale of this home is in approx. 1 week. I want to annoy the crap out of this bum before the home sells, and an eviction will take too long. He is not a legal renter or tenant, just an unwanted guest, so he has no rights as far as me renting this home to another person. I will be renting this home to you at no cost, provided you agree to terms listed below and sign a legal rental contract. The rules are...