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"Tiger Woods, other big-time golfers and corporate sponsorships should demand it. In the current climate, with all the sweeping changes, it’s only right and just. Best of all, in this case, it’s a simple and smooth fix. The Masters never felt good or even sounded good when you said it. And before we hear from the choir about tradition and history, save it. When that history and tradition is rooted in slavery, it shouldn’t be preserved and honored. Augusta National was built on grounds that were once a slave plantation and was the property of a slave owner."

Michigan Governor Wretched Gretchen Whitless issued additional COVID19 regulations relating to the dam failures and subsequent flooding. Under the new regulations residents affected by the flooding will be required to remain in their homes (Safer At Home) until the flood waters recede to prevent virus spread in the affected communities. Residents will be allowed to climb onto their residence roof provided that they adhere to strict social distancing. The Michigan National Guard will be air dropping MREs to the affected residents. If virus cases do not increase in two weeks, residents will be allowed to leave their residences. Residents departing...

The NFL minority hire competitive edge rules change will change the sport dramatically. Before each game, each team will have its minority hire competitive edge points (MHCEP) determined. The team's MHCEPs will be compared and the difference will be awarded to the team with the largest MHCEP. For example: Team A MHCEP = 25, Team B MHCEP = 43, so Team B is awarded 18 points at the start of the game. (Team B = 18, Team A = 0) The number of points per position, the positions eligible for points and the specific minorities are contained in the MHCEP...

Jill Biden has come to the rescue for the Trump-Biden national presidential debates this Fall. Slow Joe has been quarantined to the Biden basement because of the COVID19 virus and his inability to refrain from fondling, sniffing, and groping girls. Jill Biden will stand in for him at the debates. To retain the Slow Joe image, Jill will crouch down behind the podium and hold up and operate the official Slow Joe Sock Puppet. CNN and other fake news outlets providing moderators for the debates will provide the debate questions and suggested answers to Jill before the debate starts. The...

My 24-year-old son came up with a fabulous idea to resume spectator sports in our country. Before having your ticket scanned, every ticket holder has to submit to a rectal temperature reading. Every fan has to drop their pants and underwear, bend over and spread 'em, while an attendant takes your temperature. Everybody in line gets to watch the process, optionally of course. If your temperature is within the normal range, you get your ticket scanned and proceed to the metal detector. And they say youth is wasted on the young.

The Chinese government has laid off its entire propaganda arm, cutting thousands of jobs at China Central Television and other state-run media outlets as the American media is already doing their job for them. "It seemed kinda redundant for us to have a state-run media when we have the American press," said President Xi at a press conference Monday. "The American media is carrying water for us. It's pretty incredible. We unleashed a virus on the world and lied about it for months, and the American press can't stop praising us. As long as they make their orange leader look...

New Yorker staffer Hendrik Hertzberg, everyone Time for a military coup? How about New York City first? Gov. Andrew Cuomo can replaced Mayor Bill de Blasio with the National Guard:

Liberal journalist Hendrik Hertzberg courted controversy Sunday by bashing President Trump and openly questioning in a tweet: “Time for a military coup?” After a request for comment, the left-wing New Yorker magazine reporter weakly attempted to defend himself in a tweet, claiming he was being “sarcastic.” Hertzberg, a longtime political commentator and staff writer at the New Yorker, was a conscientious objector during the Vietnam War and later served as then-President Jimmy Carter’s chief White House speechwriter. Over three hours after his initial tweet made waves, Hertzberg followed up by tweeting: “As somebody or other once said, I was being...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats are scrambling to defend Brett Kavanaugh against his accusers after he put on a Joe Biden mask Friday morning. "We believe you are a great man of upstanding moral character, and we do not believe your accusers," said Alyssa Milano to Justice Kavanaugh hiding behind the Biden mask. "It's disgusting that people would try to capitalize on this political moment to drag your name through the mud, Mr. Biden." "It is a disgrace -- a disgrace I say! -- that people are trying to discredit this great man!" shouted Senator Cory Booker, stabbing one finger in the air....

AOC and Bernie Sanders chimed in today on the toilet paper shortage caused by President Trump's inaction. The two Progressive snakes suggested that had President Trump displayed the minimum of leadership that the shortage could have easily been averted. The duo claimed that had President Trump suggested that people use both sides of the toilet paper the shortage would have been half as bad at a minimum.

"MeToo" attorney Gloria Allred filed 4 paternity suits against Hunter Biden today. Ms Allred is representing 3 ex-strippers and 1 crack whore. Ms Allred is requesting accelerated processing by the courts before the expected suicide of Hunter Biden in the near future. She has identified millions of dollars in Hunter's off-shore bank accounts that could be used in settlements of the cases. She is hoping to get judgements on record before the assets of Hunter go under probate and the control of an estate administrator. Ms Allred is calling on all women, whether from single night or week of drug...

The GAO and the CDC have issued emergency alerts today concerning Puerto Rico. The non-partisan GAO has notified Speaker Pelosi that President Trump has broken the law. GAO has learned that disaster aid appropriated for disaster supplies in 2017 for Puerto Rico Hurricane Maria still remains and is being currently used which is a violation of the law. Congress did not re-appropriate the relief nor authorize its use in subsequent disasters. President Trump broke the law by not sending federal troops to the island to seize and destroy the relief supplies in the beginning of fiscal year 2019. The CDC...

For the millionth time today I encountered a product with a prominently-displayed label proclaiming: "WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS _________, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE [choose any 3: CANCER, DEMENTIA, DANDRUFF, FATTY LIVER, HALITOSIS, THE HEARTBREAK OF PSORIASIS, BIRTH DEFECTS IN BABY MILLER MOTHS, etc etc...]" I've waited YEARS for the other 49 states to play catch-up and sign on to these warnings, but to date I've waited in vain. How is it they know so much more than the rest of us? Why are they so enlightened, while the rest of us are in the...

Breitbart News has reported that a new modern Underground Railroad has started operating in the US Northeast. Southern activists from South Carolina and Georgia are smuggling Jews from NY, NJ, Ma, CT, Md and other Northern states to the South. The Governors of NY, Ma, Ct, NJ, Md and other Northern states have lamented that the Jews are leaving their states with untaxed wealth. The states have enacted "exit taxes" which tax the wealth exiting the states at 95%. Jews desiring to leave these states must apply to the state for exit permits which will be granted only after paying...

Fredo Cuomo, a news reader at CNN (propaganda arm of the Democrat Party), decried the lack of due process for the alleged shooter in the White Settlement, TX church shooting. The alleged shooter was ambushed by non-police vigilantes and executed without due process. Fredo's brother, NY Governor Andrew Cuomo was outraged at the execution and stated that it could not have happened in NY because the authority to execute citizens without due process was reserved for state law enforcement officials. Virginia Governor, Ralph Northam, slammed the Governor of Texas for allowing non-police citizens to carry weapons. Northam vowed that he...

Democratic Presidential Candidate Michael Bloomberg has been polling very low in the last CBS/Bloomberg Polls. Bloomberg polled 3 points lower than Beto "El Puta Politico" O'Rourke who quit the race a couple of months ago. Bloomberg's low poll numbers are directly tied to his perceived "unlikability". The public perceives him as angry, greedy, condescending, haughty, hypocritical, stingy, mentally ill (extreme OCD) and arrogant a$$hole. His approval rate among the general public is slightly above that for STDs/AIDS and among current and former workers slightly above the approval rating for leprosy. The Bloomberg Campaign is currently searching for a PR outfit...

Senator Elizabeth Warren announced today that she was going to pay reparations to Native Americans because she had inappropriately identified as a Native American and reaped undeserved benefits. Senator Warren apologized for cheating real Native Americans out of educational and professional opportunities to achieve her own selfish goals. Senator Warren is establishing three (3) one hundred dollar ($100) annual law school scholarships for deserving Native Americans (1,024% or more Native American) as amends for her horrendous past behavior.

Today Cuomo Auto Insurance Company (CAIC) announced that it would be opening for business soon. CAIC has identified a business opportunity not being serviced by other insurance companies. CAIC will be offering 24 hour auto insurance policies. These policies are targeted to illegal immigrants, although other underserved portions of society could also benefit from these policies. 24 hour policies would allow drivers license applicants to provide proof of insurance when applying for drivers licenses, but not be burdened with excessive expensive extended policies. The NY Governor's brother Fred Cuomo will head up the company while the Governor is still in...

Can we take this as official confirmation that there is something called the deep state and it’s doing its work as we speak? Grabien Media founder Tom Elliott came across a clip of former CIA director John McLaughlin (seated with John Brennan) talking about President Trump and the intelligence community.

The University of Illinois released its admissions investigation report today. The report revealed that no Hollywood A, B, C, or even D lister or elite 1 percenter attempted to cheat or bribe admission into the university. Upon notification of the report, the U of I Board of Trustees were outraged and called in President Tim Killeen for an explanation of why U of I had been shunned by the elite cheaters and bribers. Was not U of I worthy or prestigious enough for even a single attempt? President Tim explained that U of I had a program in effect the...