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Bloomberg Polling Low (Satire)
12/21/19 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/21/2019 5:19:56 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Democratic Presidential Candidate Michael Bloomberg has been polling very low in the last CBS/Bloomberg Polls. Bloomberg polled 3 points lower than Beto "El Puta Politico" O'Rourke who quit the race a couple of months ago. Bloomberg's low poll numbers are directly tied to his perceived "unlikability". The public perceives him as angry, greedy, condescending, haughty, hypocritical, stingy, mentally ill (extreme OCD) and arrogant a$$hole. His approval rate among the general public is slightly above that for STDs/AIDS and among current and former workers slightly above the approval rating for leprosy. The Bloomberg Campaign is currently searching for a PR outfit that can change the public's opinion of him and turn his poll numbers around .... he's hoping for a PR outfit that can perform a Christmas miracle.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 12/21/2019 5:19:56 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

He does everything low. He has no choice, he’s like three and a half feet tall.


2 posted on 12/21/2019 5:31:59 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hobbit


3 posted on 12/21/2019 5:42:12 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Blumquist thinks we voted for Trump because he’s a billionaire.


4 posted on 12/21/2019 5:52:28 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats only believe in democracy when they win the election.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“The public perceives him as angry, greedy, condescending, haughty, hypocritical, stingy, mentally ill (extreme OCD) and arrogant a$$hole. His approval rate among the general public is slightly above that for STDs/AIDS...”

LOL! Good work.


5 posted on 12/21/2019 6:22:48 PM PST by sergeantdave (Teach a man to fish and he'll steal your gear and sell it)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’d guess he’s slightly more popular than food poisoning, but not much.


6 posted on 12/21/2019 6:42:34 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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