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"MeToo" Attorney Gloria Allred Files 4 New Suits (Satire)
1/.29/20 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/29/2020 5:53:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

"MeToo" attorney Gloria Allred filed 4 paternity suits against Hunter Biden today. Ms Allred is representing 3 ex-strippers and 1 crack whore.

Ms Allred is requesting accelerated processing by the courts before the expected suicide of Hunter Biden in the near future. She has identified millions of dollars in Hunter's off-shore bank accounts that could be used in settlements of the cases. She is hoping to get judgements on record before the assets of Hunter go under probate and the control of an estate administrator.

Ms Allred is calling on all women, whether from single night or week of drug fueled sex, who have become pregnant and had children by Hunter, to come forward and file claims. Ms Allred noted that if enough women come forward, it is possible that the cases can be consolidated into a class action suit reducing costs and increasing payouts.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Society
KEYWORDS: hooverbiden; humpherbiden; sarcasm; satire; scorn; whereshunter

1 posted on 01/29/2020 5:53:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet
3 ex-strippers and 1 crack whore

Grampa Joe...

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with tears of joy face 

with tears of joy face 

with tears of joy face 

with tears of joy face 

with tears of joy

2 posted on 01/29/2020 6:01:32 PM PST by kiryandil (Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
HumpHer Biden is lucky that the sex toy couldn't get pregnant...  winking face
3 posted on 01/29/2020 6:02:48 PM PST by kiryandil (Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This calls for a tee shirt.....

“I got in the sack with Hunter Biden and had to get a lawyer.”


4 posted on 01/29/2020 6:06:20 PM PST by Liz (used of money Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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