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Cuomo Auto Insurance Company (Satire)
12/15/19 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/15/2019 2:50:45 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Today Cuomo Auto Insurance Company (CAIC) announced that it would be opening for business soon. CAIC has identified a business opportunity not being serviced by other insurance companies.

CAIC will be offering 24 hour auto insurance policies. These policies are targeted to illegal immigrants, although other underserved portions of society could also benefit from these policies. 24 hour policies would allow drivers license applicants to provide proof of insurance when applying for drivers licenses, but not be burdened with excessive expensive extended policies.

The NY Governor's brother Fred Cuomo will head up the company while the Governor is still in office. CIAC has asked Hunter Biden and Pelosi and Kerry sons to serve on the board.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 12/15/2019 2:50:46 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Very good... I suppose the insurance would only be paid for and be valid when the car was in motion! Otherwise, no premium due and no coverage! Such a deal!


2 posted on 12/15/2019 3:55:01 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Either you buy Sonny and Fredo’s insurance or you will need their insurance...


3 posted on 12/15/2019 8:38:24 PM PST by EC Washington
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