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Elizabeth Warren To Pay Reparations (Satire)
12/17/19 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/17/2019 4:25:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Senator Elizabeth Warren announced today that she was going to pay reparations to Native Americans because she had inappropriately identified as a Native American and reaped undeserved benefits.

Senator Warren apologized for cheating real Native Americans out of educational and professional opportunities to achieve her own selfish goals.

Senator Warren is establishing three (3) one hundred dollar ($100) annual law school scholarships for deserving Native Americans (1,024% or more Native American) as amends for her horrendous past behavior.


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 12/17/2019 4:25:36 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I wouldn’t take a check from her.


2 posted on 12/17/2019 4:37:27 PM PST by chopperk (ms)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Stingy; but I hope some of that goes to the Cherokee Nation :-)


3 posted on 12/17/2019 4:38:19 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’d be wary of her changing her mind and taking it back.
What’s that called again? ;-P


4 posted on 12/17/2019 4:58:53 PM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: Rightwing Conspiratr1
Ohh, Ohh, I know!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1JebAsI-bM
5 posted on 12/17/2019 5:05:29 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I want to see Greta’s parents pay reparations.


6 posted on 12/17/2019 6:38:00 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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$100 ?? The Elizabeth Warren Latte fund ???

What a farging attention whore this arrogant loser is ...


7 posted on 12/18/2019 1:48:59 PM PST by elbook
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