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SOC & Sanders Chime In On Toilet Paper Shortage (Satire)
3/18/20 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/18/2020 3:43:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

AOC and Bernie Sanders chimed in today on the toilet paper shortage caused by President Trump's inaction. The two Progressive snakes suggested that had President Trump displayed the minimum of leadership that the shortage could have easily been averted. The duo claimed that had President Trump suggested that people use both sides of the toilet paper the shortage would have been half as bad at a minimum.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 03/18/2020 3:43:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

From now on he’s “Sandy Toilet Paper”


2 posted on 03/18/2020 3:44:27 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Trump needs to appoint AOC as czarina of Puerto Rico.


3 posted on 03/18/2020 3:45:47 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Did Trump cause the shortage of toilet paper in the UK and Japan as well. We make toilet paper i America, Mexico and South America. So how is there a shortage. As soon as peoples houses fill up, expect there to be a toilet paper glut.


4 posted on 03/18/2020 3:47:22 PM PDT by poinq
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Mr President! We must not allow.... a toilet paper gap!


5 posted on 03/18/2020 4:04:04 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: equaviator

I’ll bet AOC has to use toilet paper at both ends. The southern end for normal defecation and the also for her mouth for all the $hit that spews out of it.


6 posted on 03/18/2020 4:05:43 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: antidemoncrat

Her mouth is writing checks that her toilet paper can’t wipe.


7 posted on 03/18/2020 4:10:38 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

SOC & Sanders Chime In On Toilet Paper Shortage (Satire)

Nobody knows more about Toilet Paper than assholes !


8 posted on 03/18/2020 4:41:54 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: RetiredTexasVet

SOC & Sanders Chime In On Toilet Paper Shortage (Satire)

Nobody knows more about Toilet Paper than assholes !


9 posted on 03/18/2020 4:44:05 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: equaviator

I didn’t think either of them used toilet paper?


10 posted on 03/18/2020 5:34:36 PM PDT by abbastanza
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well, I guess these two asses might know something about toilet paper.


11 posted on 03/18/2020 6:00:13 PM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Pretty bad when you don’t correct the typo in your headline before posting.


12 posted on 03/18/2020 8:10:07 PM PDT by upchuck (Democrats are always the problem, never the answer.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Meanwhile at the toilet paper warehouse
13 posted on 03/19/2020 1:04:07 AM PDT by Cronos (Re-elect President Trump 2020!)
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