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Boris Johnson declined to run for Prime Minister again when he discovered he was incapable of even putting on his pants correctly.

Livermore police warn female joggers or walkers to be aware of a man who approaches women and pulls down their pants. There have been six reports of a man with dark hair who approaches female joggers from behind on Patterson Pass Road and Holmes Street and pulls down their pants before running away, police said. The suspicious activity has happened at an inconsistent frequency on various days of the week and at different times, police said. In most cases, the women have been listening to digital music players and do not anticipate . . .

A Warner Robins man caught on a video surveillance tape without any pants on while rummaging through a carport has been charged in connection with a 2008 armed robbery and aggravated assault, police said. Kenneth James Jackson, 43, was being held Tuesday at the Houston County jail on charges of armed robbery and aggravated assault in a Nov. 27, 2008, incident at a Winship Drive home in which a resident was robbed and assaulted, said Houston County sheriff’s Capt. Robert Clark. Jackson was also being held on charges of indecent exposure, criminal trespass and theft by taking for two unrelated...

Pantsless Con Man Pretends To Be Locked Out POSTED: 7:32 am EDT October 14, 2004 CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- Police in North Carolina hope to catch a con man with his pants down. SURVEY If someone came to your home and said they had been locked out without their clothes, what would you do? Let them in Leave them outside, but hand them a phone to use Ask them to leave my home Tell them to wait outside and call police Other Results | Disclaimer Authorities in Chapel Hill warn there's a guy exposing himself to women at an apartment...