AUSTIN, TX — The state of Texas announced an update to its famous "Lone Star" flag, adding five more stars in order to represent all six genders. Newly elected Senator James Talarico led the campaign to make the change, stating that the flag "should represent all Texans, whether male, female, or cloud-fairy." "Goodbye, Lone Star. Hello, inclusion," said Talarico, unveiling the new flag design. "It's a proud day for Texas to finally retire an old symbol of bigotry and raise up the flag of gender fluidity. As I said on the campaign, there is nothing that Jesus wants more than...