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Texas Adds Stars To State Flag To Represent All Six Genders
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/09/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/09/2026 2:42:39 PM PST by DFG

AUSTIN, TX — The state of Texas announced an update to its famous "Lone Star" flag, adding five more stars in order to represent all six genders.

Newly elected Senator James Talarico led the campaign to make the change, stating that the flag "should represent all Texans, whether male, female, or cloud-fairy."

"Goodbye, Lone Star. Hello, inclusion," said Talarico, unveiling the new flag design. "It's a proud day for Texas to finally retire an old symbol of bigotry and raise up the flag of gender fluidity. As I said on the campaign, there is nothing that Jesus wants more than for us to bring unto him our transgender kids. This is the first step in making that a reality here in the great state of Texas."

The current flag, in use since 1839 when Texas was an independent republic, will be banned from use upon the swearing-in of Democratic governor Gina Hinojosa in January. "The old flag represents hate speech and the literal murder of other genders," explained Hinojosa. "The one star was only for the male gender, the evil ones who made Texas so terrible. There wasn't even a second star for females, because all of them died when they couldn't have abortions. Anyone caught flying the old flag will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

At publishing time, Democrats had announced another flag update with 72 more stars for all the other genders they forgot about.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; genders; lonestarflag; redstarstate; satire; talarico; texas

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1 posted on 11/09/2026 2:42:39 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Stop the teasing. It is hurtful.


2 posted on 11/09/2026 2:43:56 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: DFG

It should have two stars: For steers and queers.


3 posted on 11/09/2026 2:45:52 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: DFG

Ridicule will be the coin of my realm for the foreseeable future for me.


4 posted on 11/09/2026 3:01:14 PM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: DFG
picard genders
5 posted on 11/09/2026 3:18:25 PM PST by The Louiswu (Good Luck!)
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To: DFG

Does the one star representing an actual real female have a burka? We all know that’s in the plans of the religion of hate, rape, lying, and constant awful noises over speakers. Sooner or later, we’re gonna have to do something about that.


6 posted on 11/09/2026 3:28:45 PM PST by Da Coyote
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To: DFG

How about calling it “Six Fags Over Texas”?


7 posted on 11/09/2026 3:43:41 PM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: DFG; crusty old prospector; dfwgator; Night Hides Not; The Louiswu
I guess this most recent excitement begins with the raid on Ilam Omar’s home and information about her marrying her brother. However, for me it all began with the 1973 decision by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to remove homosexuality as a mental disorder from the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM). The attacks on psychiatrists and physiologists eventually allowed a third of APA’s 17,000 plus membership to approve removal.

After this decision, activists targeted leading individual researchers such as Dr. David Reuben, and Masters and Johnson to ensure perpetual sanctity for the APA action. Psychology and Psychiatry chose to relinquish any attempt at scientific rigor for popular societal and political acclaim. Their DSM became a refuge for drug marketing brochures and political manifestos. After that decision, any form of sexual improvisation would find a home.

Those individuals who counseled normal, traditional approaches were considered pariahs. Don’t buy into any part of the mercurial catechisms invading social media, which are actually contagious, barbaric ideologies pretending to be medical science. Efforts to help people live according to their self-evident anatomy is called “conversion therapy” and is considered bad. However, indoctrination often followed by brutal chemical treatments, and surgical interventions designed to destroy the person’s natural sexual identity is called “gender affirming care” and is good. With this language in place conversations cannot even begin. Here are couple of useful links.

Gender Ideology Run Amok by Abigail Shrier

https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/gender-ideology-run-amok/

Inside the Transgender Empire

https://imprimis.hillsdale.edu/inside-the-transgender-empire/

8 posted on 11/09/2026 3:46:36 PM PST by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: DFG

According to the “medical experts” there are 74 “genders”. Although other “experts” claim that there is no set number and could be more.


9 posted on 11/09/2026 3:49:05 PM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant - Never Fearful)
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To: DFG

So, will the theme park be renamed “Six fags”?


10 posted on 11/09/2026 4:03:38 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: 21twelve
According to the “medical experts” there are 74 “genders”. Although other “experts” claim that there is no set number and could be more.

I figured it wouldn't be long before they have more stars than the 57 on the Obama U.S. flag.

11 posted on 11/09/2026 4:09:19 PM PST by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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