Homeowner's Elaborate Rigging Busts Kerry Sign Thief POSTED: 9:22 am EDT October 27, 2004 WINONA, Minn. -- A Minnesota man has come up with an elaborate way to catch the people stealing John Kerry campaign signs from his yard. And it almost worked the other day. Rick Carpenter screwed his 2-by-4-foot Kerry sign to the wall of his house and coated it with Vaseline. His wife, Veronica, chipped in by running fishing line from the sign into the house and tying it to wind chimes. The chimes sounded about 1 a.m. Saturday. Carpenter said he was out the door so...