CORNWALL—According to sources, the people who ruined the world's economies by promoting lockdowns, economic shutdowns, and printing cash have gathered in the United Kingdom this week to discuss how to fix the world's economies. The very people who implemented anti-science policies that simultaneously did nothing to stop COVID and ruined millions of livelihoods gathered to enjoy their triumph over the virus and talk about how to fix everything. "We assure you -- we will have a great plan to fix everything!" said the people whose plans ruined everything. "Trust us -- when have we ever been wrong about anything?" From...