1. No matter what, usually in the film the bad guy is some overwrought office CEO or some head businessman See: RV 2. Do not make documentaries on Welfare, what really happens in an abortion, or other Conservative issues. See: How Broken Promises has not gotten that much publicity. 3. The little girl, or female love interest has to be a Liberal activist, see: RV, Sky High, Stranger Than Fiction. 4. Always make films about AIDs See: Angels In America 5. The only innovation in filmmaking is through the sexual impulse See: Pink Flamingos 6. Always preach about how Environmentalism...