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'Twas the night before Christmas, at the ACLU, Twelve lawyers were sitting with nothing to do; Their court briefs were piled on the table with care, In hopes they could find a judge still working somewhere. The plaintiffs were busy rehearsing their lines, With visions of jury awards filling their minds; And Heather in her Halston and Leo in his Armani, Were working the phones like Patton’s 3rd Army. When out in the lobby arose such a clatter, I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter. Away to the door I flew like a jet, Ran right...

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MIDI - WINTER WONDERLAND (brief musical intro) Rove and Bush by the fire...look at how they conspire If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland They're mocked by PJComix...when he visits he vomits If you're a whackjob...then come join the mob Welcome to the DUmmie Wonderland Bush, of course, had cheated in Ohio That's what they are told by Randi Rhodes She says they will fight us do or die-o But even her mom knows she's a pantload If some fun you are after...visit them for some laughter If you're a whackjob...then come join...

http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/xmas.html MIDI - PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS The Tookie funeral's set to go You will see famous people whom you know We hope to hear the play by play from John and Ken Sean Penn will be there, we are told And, of course, Snoop Dogg...he is solid gold On KFI they're wishing he'd be killed again Liberals are yelling, but it's not selling They want no death penalty Tookie's injected, it's unexpected There's no Arnold clemency They're never resting...they were protesting Do not let this poor man die Finally this heinous creep...got a shot, went to sleep We...

MIDI - CHIPMUNK SONG It's the best time of the year...Christmas day is drawing near We are joyous...they are not...Dems are a pathetic lot While our smiles are evident...they scream at our president As we're set to celebrate...they're all-consumed with hate Harry Reed thinks we're unkind...Howard Dean has lost his mind Poor Pelosi, what is wrong...don't you like this mocking song While our smiles are evident...they scream at our president As we're set to celebrate...they're all-consumed with hate

MIDI - LET IT SNOW He still is called Terminator...he told Tookie "See ya later" It must end like this, you know...time to go, time to go, time to go What Tookie had done was chilling...for the same fate he's not willing It must end like this, you know...time to go, time to go, time to go Here's the lesson that kids can learn...for a time you may well get away But they'll catch you and you will burn...you'll be injected someday Writing books does not give redemption...I'm afraid there's no exemption It must end like this, you know...time...

MIDI - FROSTY THE SNOWMAN Tookie the killer...was a very evil soul Like an animal stalking on the streets...totally out of control Tookie the killer...finally reached room temperature He had lived over 30 years too long...we agree on that, for sure He thought he had some hope the day Mike Farrell came to town But that guy is irrelevant, he's a real big time ***clown Oh, Tookie the killer...with a shot was put to sleep Leftists everywhere had been screaming loud for the lowlife worthless creep Tookie the killer...chose the life that he would lead His redemption claim was...

In an interview on WOAI Radio in San Antonio, Dean said, the "idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong." MIDI - HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS Here comes Howard Dean, here comes Howard Dean...he's the enemy's friend Hear them all cheering...he's so endearing...with messages he sends He hurts our troops in the field...he thinks that is just fine Let's arrest quisling Dean by Christmas...don't you think it is time Here comes Howard Dean...here comes Howard Dean...he's a Tokyo Rose Our men are fighting while he's inciting...emboldening our foes He hurts...

MIDI - HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS - scroll down to the 1st version, after Joy to the World Have yourself a John F. Kerry Christmas...how can you resist John suggests our soldiers are the terrorists Have yourself a John F. Kerry Christmas...thank goodness he lost If he were in charge, what would have been the cost Men like Kerry will never change...they will never change...it's true He helped our enemy back in Vietnam...back in Vietnam...what's new Have yourself a John F. Kerry Christmas...you who hate this land We would be in trouble under his command So have...

WELCOME to the Puget Sound FReepers Christmas Party LIVE THREAD

MIDI - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH All I want for Christmas is my country back...my country back...why was I attacked? All I want for Christmas is my country back...and once again I'll rape and pillage They found me in a spider hole...I'm embarrassed, and I don't mean maybe From Cindy Sheehan came this note: "I want to have your baby" All I want for Christmas is my country back...my country back...why was I attacked All I want for Christmas is my country back...once again I'll rape and pillage Oh, how I've missed Ramsey...

MIDI - SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN You better watch out...you may hear her cry You should be aware, I'm telling you why Mary Mapes is coming to town She's selling her book...it's fiction for sure Like white driven snow, she claims she is pure Mary Mapes is coming to town She hates the evil FReepers...Buckhead, perhaps the most She pushed her phony documents...and her job was turned to toast You better watch out...you may hear her cry You should be aware, I'm telling you why Mary Mapes is coming to town She'll never admit what she did...

MIDI - THE CHRISTMAS SONG Chestnuts in their heads instead of brains They've been like that for so long Democrats cannot show us a plan "We Hate George Bush" has been their song While we are at war, they're playing the fifth column game Just watch, there they go again Do you think they're sincere when they wish A Merry Christmas to our men We wonder which side they're really for As we are fighting this Islamofascist war Do they hope everything is turning bad They are pathetic, and it's really so sad So say a prayer that they...