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DFU SONG: Christmas 2005 - Chipmunk Song (we are joyous, Dems are not)
DFU CHRISTMAS 2005 SONGS | 12-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/13/2005 1:17:57 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - CHIPMUNK SONG

It's the best time of the year...Christmas day is drawing near
We are joyous...they are not...Dems are a pathetic lot
While our smiles are evident...they scream at our president
As we're set to celebrate...they're all-consumed with hate

Harry Reed thinks we're unkind...Howard Dean has lost his mind
Poor Pelosi, what is wrong...don't you like this mocking song
While our smiles are evident...they scream at our president
As we're set to celebrate...they're all-consumed with hate


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: christmas2005; dfusong
Merry Christmas, my friends. How about some nice photos of our smiles and their pathetic anger and unhappiness. I would wish them a Merry Christmas, but I don't think they would believe I'm sincere.
1 posted on 12/13/2005 1:17:58 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: dutchess; StarFan

Ping


2 posted on 12/13/2005 1:18:16 PM PST by doug from upland (Hasta la vista, Tookie)
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To: doug from upland

Doug-

You must be tired as hell. Your were up late posting on the Tookie Williams execution?

Did you drink a 3-gallon bottle of Pepsi or Mountain Dew?


3 posted on 12/13/2005 1:30:14 PM PST by MplsSteve
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To: doug from upland
I can just see Cheney, Rove, Frist and Hastert sucking on some helium and singing this.
4 posted on 12/13/2005 1:30:16 PM PST by KarlInOhio (In memory of Alvin Owen, Thsai-Shai Yang, Yen-I Yang and Yee Chen Lin:the victims of Tookie Williams)
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To: KarlInOhio
"I can just see Cheney, Rove, Frist and Hastert sucking on some helium and singing this."

YOU DEFINITELY OWE ME A KEYBOARD FOR THAT!!!!

5 posted on 12/13/2005 1:33:53 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: MplsSteve

Yes indeed, very tired. I'm sitting here in a daze but you know how addictive FR is. Just a few cups of coffee. Getting up at 5:30 for my Kiwanis Christmas breakfast was quite difficult. The Tookie spectacle was really something. A small amount of evil left this world early this morning.


6 posted on 12/13/2005 1:35:13 PM PST by doug from upland (Hasta la vista, Tookie)
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To: doug from upland

This is terrific and so is the link you provided. Been listening to some great midi selections. Thanks.


7 posted on 12/16/2005 7:27:40 PM PST by StarFan
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To: StarFan

My pleasure. I sent you the info from eBay by FReepmail.


8 posted on 12/16/2005 7:32:48 PM PST by doug from upland (Hasta la vista, Tookie)
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To: StarFan

SONG PARODY: "TOOKIE GOT RUN OVER BY A GURNEY"

Tune: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

*** You are bidding on a signed and framed copy of original parody lyrics by FreeRepublic's Doug from Upland ***

 For your singing pleasure, the MIDI file for the tune can be dowloaded for free from this site: 

http://notendur.centrum.is/~sih/midi/christmas/

Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot

Tookie co-founded the Crips gang...parts of cities they've destroyed
He's nominated for a Peace Prize...but this year he won't be opening his toys

They say he writes books for children...death would be a tragic loss
When I saw that in the paper...the whole lunch I just had eaten I had tossed

Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot

He has fans who threaten riots...they'll cause trouble everywhere
And if your town should start erupting...there's a good chance you'll find Maxine Waters there

For the Texas/USC game...he has tickets...oh, how sad
He won't be there to attend it...he should sell them quickly with an e-Bay ad

Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot

This year he will miss the eggnog...chestnuts roasting on the fire
And in his death cell he's been screaming...he is claiming that George Bush has been a liar

Children, here is Tookie's lesson...if you murder, you must know
That someday they're gonna catch you...and inside your veins the chemicals will flow

Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot

Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot

NOTE:  this will be the 27th Christmas that the families and friends of Albert Owens,  Yen-I Yang and Thsai-Shaic Yang, and their daughter, Yee Chen Lin, will celebrate Christmas without them. 

9 posted on 12/16/2005 7:35:51 PM PST by doug from upland (Hasta la vista, Tookie)
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To: StarFan
Several fun Tookie songs can be found with the FR search engine.

GO HERE, "match all words" and "order by post time." put in --- DFU song Tookie. Then, sing away.

10 posted on 12/16/2005 7:39:23 PM PST by doug from upland (Hasta la vista, Tookie)
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