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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: Temple Owl
To: Lady Jag
To: sionnsar
It is always good to have a generator, as well as the gas to fuel it. Those of us on the fringes of "Three-Day Emergency Supply" have learned how to deal with most things that "nature" can throw at us.
I hate being cold, so I always have "layers" of clothes to put on. I am also hypoglycemic, so I have "snacks" to eat. Some people eat at specific times, but if one is hypoglycemic, one eats when one's sugar level begins to drop...which makes any emergency a REAL emergency!
*Should I go to bed, now? I think I am not making sense...*
;o]
1,323
posted on
12/31/2004 8:10:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Dead Corpse
Gee, aren't you afraid of getting HIGH?
(Straight line makes it's way into the fat swing zone)
1,324
posted on
12/31/2004 8:11:16 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Temple Owl
1,325
posted on
12/31/2004 8:12:04 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face
Go to bed?? Just because you are rhinodyslexic??
To: international american
Happy New year, IA!
How are you and your family and friends? The death toll is growing so quickly...I hope all oyur loved ones are safe!
1,327
posted on
12/31/2004 8:12:37 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Tax-chick
"Hugs, kisses, and happy hot-and-dry in Arizona!"
Thanks! It will be all of the above, I'm sure!
1,328
posted on
12/31/2004 8:13:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Happy New Year oh cherished Face of Monkey!! All are safe, and acupunctured for.
I Singh I
To: A CA Guy
Eh... seems like you are a bit ahead in the game on that particular score.
1,330
posted on
12/31/2004 8:15:01 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: sionnsar
"Well, time to go. Got the downstairs woodstove going, the goodwife is preparing dinner, and we've a video to watch.
See y'all in the new year!!!!"
Happy New Year to you and your Goodwife! And all the blessings the year ahead may bring! (Including a REAL governor!)
1,331
posted on
12/31/2004 8:15:37 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: A CA Guy
As I walked out on South Street,
a fair maid I did meet
Who asked me please to see her home
she lived on Bleecker Street
Chorus
And away, you Johnny,
my dear honey
Oh you New York girls,
you love us for our money
I said, "My dear young lady,
I'm a stranger here in town
I left my ship just yesterday,
from Liverpool I was bound."
I took her out to Tiffany's,
I spared her no expense
I bought her two gold earrings,
they cost me fifteen cents.
She said, "Come with me, dearie,
I'll stand you to a treat
I'll buy you rum and brandy,
dear, and tab-nabs for to eat."
And when we reached the barroom, boys,
the drinks was handed round
That liquor was so awful strong,
my head went round and round.
When the drinking it was over,
we straight to bed did go
And little did I ever think
she'd prove my overthrow
When I came to next morning,
I had an aching head
And there was I, Jack-all-alone,
stark naked on the bed
I looked all around the room,
but nothing could I see
But a lady's shift and apron
which now belonged to me
Everything was silent,
the hour was eight o'clock
I put my shift and apron on
and headed for the dock
My shipmates seein' me come aboard,
these words to me did say
"well well, old chap, you've lost your cap
since last you went away."
"Is this the new spring fashion
the ladies wear ashore?
Where is the shop that sells it?
Have they got any more?"
The Old Man cried, "why Jack, my boy,
I'm sure I could have found
A better suit than that, by far,
to buy for eighty pounds."
So come all you bully sailormen,
take warning when ashore
Or else you'll meet some charming girl
who's nothing but a whore
Your hard-earned cash will disappear,
your rig and boots as well
For Yankee girls are tougher than
the other side of Hell.
1,332
posted on
12/31/2004 8:15:39 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: international american
Hapnewear.......... Saimyu
1,333
posted on
12/31/2004 8:18:36 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)
To: Dead Corpse
You spiked my diet Pepsi when I wasn't looking?
1,334
posted on
12/31/2004 8:20:01 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face
Face,
See we were able to finish off the old thread before you moved. Happy new year
1,335
posted on
12/31/2004 8:20:32 PM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: OSHA
""Neediness" is the destroyer of relationships!"
Whoa! Perhaps my lack of neediness (read: independence) is actually the destroyer of relationships???
(Just pondering some imponderables, here...)
Could I possibly be a "threat" to men? I mean, I have a really HUGH tool box, and there are very few repairs I can't do...but I also have LOTS of silk and slinky things, perfumes and body sprays...
Hmmmm....(To Be Continued...)
1,336
posted on
12/31/2004 8:21:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: A CA Guy
You betcha big boy. Enjoy the pretty lights...
1,337
posted on
12/31/2004 8:22:53 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: freedumb2003
'Night to you and your sweetie!
Happy New Year to both of you, and may it be all that you expect!
1,338
posted on
12/31/2004 8:23:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Tax-chick
Speaking of mixing cough syrup and liquor, has anyone heard from the "do not dub me the scourge of whatever"?
1,339
posted on
12/31/2004 8:24:26 PM PST
by
OSHA
(The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)
To: Dead Corpse
From the ZZ Top Wild World Texas Tour (with Blue Oyster Cult and Lynard Skynard) in 1973....DO NOT DRINK THE MUSHROOM TEA!
1,340
posted on
12/31/2004 8:28:16 PM PST
by
OSHA
(The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)
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