I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

1,321 posted on 12/31/2004 8:09:59 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))

1,322 posted on 12/31/2004 8:10:49 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))

It is always good to have a generator, as well as the gas to fuel it. Those of us on the fringes of "Three-Day Emergency Supply" have learned how to deal with most things that "nature" can throw at us.

I hate being cold, so I always have "layers" of clothes to put on. I am also hypoglycemic, so I have "snacks" to eat. Some people eat at specific times, but if one is hypoglycemic, one eats when one's sugar level begins to drop...which makes any emergency a REAL emergency!

*Should I go to bed, now? I think I am not making sense...*

;o]

1,323 posted on 12/31/2004 8:10:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

Gee, aren't you afraid of getting HIGH?

(Straight line makes it's way into the fat swing zone)

1,324 posted on 12/31/2004 8:11:16 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

1,325 posted on 12/31/2004 8:12:04 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

Go to bed?? Just because you are rhinodyslexic??

1,326 posted on 12/31/2004 8:12:34 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))

To: international american

Happy New year, IA!

How are you and your family and friends? The death toll is growing so quickly...I hope all oyur loved ones are safe!

1,327 posted on 12/31/2004 8:12:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

"Hugs, kisses, and happy hot-and-dry in Arizona!"

Thanks! It will be all of the above, I'm sure!

1,328 posted on 12/31/2004 8:13:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

Happy New Year oh cherished Face of Monkey!! All are safe, and acupunctured for.

I Singh I

1,329 posted on 12/31/2004 8:14:44 PM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))

Eh... seems like you are a bit ahead in the game on that particular score.

1,330 posted on 12/31/2004 8:15:01 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

"Well, time to go. Got the downstairs woodstove going, the goodwife is preparing dinner, and we've a video to watch.
See y'all in the new year!!!!"

Happy New Year to you and your Goodwife! And all the blessings the year ahead may bring! (Including a REAL governor!)

1,331 posted on 12/31/2004 8:15:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

As I walked out on South Street,
a fair maid I did meet
Who asked me please to see her home
she lived on Bleecker Street

Chorus
And away, you Johnny,
my dear honey
Oh you New York girls,
you love us for our money

I said, "My dear young lady,
I'm a stranger here in town
I left my ship just yesterday,
from Liverpool I was bound."

I took her out to Tiffany's,
I spared her no expense
I bought her two gold earrings,
they cost me fifteen cents.

She said, "Come with me, dearie,
I'll stand you to a treat
I'll buy you rum and brandy,
dear, and tab-nabs for to eat."

And when we reached the barroom, boys,
the drinks was handed round
That liquor was so awful strong,
my head went round and round.

When the drinking it was over,
we straight to bed did go
And little did I ever think
she'd prove my overthrow

When I came to next morning,
I had an aching head
And there was I, Jack-all-alone,
stark naked on the bed

I looked all around the room,
but nothing could I see
But a lady's shift and apron
which now belonged to me

Everything was silent,
the hour was eight o'clock
I put my shift and apron on
and headed for the dock

My shipmates seein' me come aboard,
these words to me did say
"well well, old chap, you've lost your cap
since last you went away."

"Is this the new spring fashion
the ladies wear ashore?
Where is the shop that sells it?
Have they got any more?"

The Old Man cried, "why Jack, my boy,
I'm sure I could have found
A better suit than that, by far,
to buy for eighty pounds."

So come all you bully sailormen,
take warning when ashore
Or else you'll meet some charming girl
who's nothing but a whore

Your hard-earned cash will disappear,
your rig and boots as well
For Yankee girls are tougher than
the other side of Hell.

1,332 posted on 12/31/2004 8:15:39 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

To: international american

Hapnewear..........

Saimyu

1,333 posted on 12/31/2004 8:18:36 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

You spiked my diet Pepsi when I wasn't looking?

1,334 posted on 12/31/2004 8:20:01 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

Face,
See we were able to finish off the old thread before you moved. Happy new year

1,335 posted on 12/31/2004 8:20:32 PM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)

""Neediness" is the destroyer of relationships!"

Whoa! Perhaps my lack of neediness (read: independence) is actually the destroyer of relationships???

(Just pondering some imponderables, here...)

Could I possibly be a "threat" to men? I mean, I have a really HUGH tool box, and there are very few repairs I can't do...but I also have LOTS of silk and slinky things, perfumes and body sprays...

Hmmmm....(To Be Continued...)

1,336 posted on 12/31/2004 8:21:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

You betcha big boy. Enjoy the pretty lights...

1,337 posted on 12/31/2004 8:22:53 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

To: freedumb2003

'Night to you and your sweetie!

Happy New Year to both of you, and may it be all that you expect!

1,338 posted on 12/31/2004 8:23:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

Speaking of mixing cough syrup and liquor, has anyone heard from the "do not dub me the scourge of whatever"?

1,339 posted on 12/31/2004 8:24:26 PM PST by OSHA (The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)

From the ZZ Top Wild World Texas Tour (with Blue Oyster Cult and Lynard Skynard) in 1973....DO NOT DRINK THE MUSHROOM TEA!

1,340 posted on 12/31/2004 8:28:16 PM PST by OSHA (The only thing better than ZOTTING trolls is WHINER whompin!)

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