I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

I give Hobbes a little vaseline every week...eliminates hairballs. Literally.

1,001 posted on 12/31/2004 2:51:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

1,003 posted on 12/31/2004 2:52:09 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

Vaseline? How in the world do you do that? And how much do you give the unlucky animal?

1,005 posted on 12/31/2004 2:52:44 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)

1,006 posted on 12/31/2004 2:54:29 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

Or maybe you like this Afghan:

I think Delaney has prettier ears, and a more sympathetic face.

1,007 posted on 12/31/2004 2:55:27 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)

I’ve been here for several years, and have been zotted a few times. I never expect everyone to agree 100% with me, and I hope I never agree 100% with everyone here.

I've never known anyone who owned one, but they certainly are beautiful. I like to watch them in the dog shows (on TV), because they run and pose so gracefully.

1,009 posted on 12/31/2004 2:56:26 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)

When I clip her claws, (once a week) I reward her with a little vaseline. I usually just take a little glob about the size of the tip of my thumb, and spread it on a foreleg or her tail. She will lick it off.

I had a cat that BEGGED for vaseline, but Hobbes doesn't. She likes it, but she's finicky. So if I put it on her fur, I know she will lick it off, and therefore, she will pass the hairballs.

A lot cheaper that "hairball formula" foods... A small jar of vaseline (any petroleum jelly) will last a year or more.

1,010 posted on 12/31/2004 3:04:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

Wise statement.

Welcome! I hope you show up more often...I'm sure this will be every bit as addictive as the original Undead thread!

1,011 posted on 12/31/2004 3:06:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

I don't leave the house after dark on New Year's Eve or St. Patrick's Day. Amateur nights.

1,012 posted on 12/31/2004 3:13:26 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)

I just got beaten at chess. I was winning for the first half hour, then got whooped. Oh well.

Just don't wiped out with the three-move checkmate like someone did to me once. I had just started playing chess when a friend offered to teach me, and then he pulled that 3-move thing out of his hat.

Boy, did I feel dumb.

1,015 posted on 12/31/2004 3:23:00 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)

1,016 posted on 12/31/2004 3:23:41 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)

The hedge hogs have a sweeter face than the echidna's. They do seem very cute but I doubt they cuddle well.

"I don't leave the house after dark on New Year's Eve or St. Patrick's Day. Amateur nights."

I, also, am a recluse when it comes to holidays. I can take care of myself: It's the OTHER guy I worry about...it's safer at home!

1,018 posted on 12/31/2004 3:30:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)

This kind

or this kind

I, also, am a recluse when it comes to holidays. I can take care of myself: It's the OTHER guy I worry about...it's safer at home!

Amen! I'm staying right here tonight and will be logged in to the UT2 as much as possible.

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