The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)

NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

[EA_Man]

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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[DmBarch]

If the exit polling said that 22% of voters most pressing issue was the Green Bay Packers, I would expect Hillary to soon be sporting a cheesehead hat.

[dansangel]

She must really believe that we are all that stupid.

[Tax-chick]

Wow, just like in "The Master's Call," the old cowboy song.

[UsnDadof8]

Satan Transforms Himself Into An Angel Of Light PING

[Eastbound]

I think it would be more likely for McCain to run as a dem, now that Kerry is history. Yeah, that's the ticket. McCain/Hillary. Ooops! I meant, Hillary/McCain.

[Tax-chick]

I think we might have been taken in by a parody, in this article :-). But the principle still holds ... anyone who believes anything Hillary says in public is part of the problem.

[winodog]

Actually she is A antichrist. The opposite of Christ.

[kittymyrib]

I think she already found her Jewish grandfather when she was running for Senator from NY. And since she was married to the first black president, and blacks are married to the Democrat Party, she doesn't have to worry about the Amen corner. But selling herself as an evangelical born-again will take a heap of hypocrisy, given her foul mouth, love of abortion and homosexuality and her Maxism. However, I'm sure that if anyone can muster it, Hellery can.

[Tax-chick]

Maybe their special Democrat translation has an additional clause, " ... unless you think it will get you a few votes."

[SBOinTX]

oops :|

[DollyRocker]

"She is non-religious evangelical married lesbian southerner who lives in New York and Washington."

Hilary's a lesbian? Prove it.

[steveegg]

If memory serves, the Pentecostals left conservative Christian teaching a while back. Of course, I can't find any evidence of a "Holy Flame Pentecostal Church" in Little Rock through a quick Web search.

[Ann Archy]

This is from The Onion...right? What a flaming joke she is and how STUPID does she KNOWS her supporters are!!!

[anniegetyourgun]

More on the remaking of Hillary.

[kittymyrib]

Make that MARXISM...doggone computer...

[MissAmericanPie]

This is a joke, right?

[DoctorMichael]

BIG FREAKIN".....................GAG!

[Brett66]

This should've been posted as humor,it's close enough to dems behavior to make it believable, yet it's just a bit over the top, even for Shrillery.

[dead]

Hilary's a lesbian? Prove it.

I'm sorry you're the last to know.

[bandleader]

Does Madame deFarge know that she's an Evangelical Christian??