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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: DJ MacWoW; Tribune7; A CA Guy; cyborg; SandyInSeattle; Petronski; international american; ...
I'm visiting the Bronx later today.

The only part of upstate New York that I visit on a routine basis.

C'mon, that was grade A geographic-related humor right there!

:0)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

35,161 posted on 07/24/2005 11:48:56 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout; All

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1449799/posts

bizzaro!


35,162 posted on 07/25/2005 2:03:19 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar; Dead Corpse

naw, just a discordian having a little fun.
or a false-discordian looking to have his head turned into his buttplug.
whichever.


35,163 posted on 07/25/2005 2:13:56 AM PDT by King Prout (and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
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To: King Prout

LOL! Okay.


35,164 posted on 07/25/2005 2:16:04 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

It was funny, G.!


35,165 posted on 07/25/2005 4:12:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Pat is my 3-year-old:


35,166 posted on 07/25/2005 4:14:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Gonna visit the hicks? ;)

Btw, I was in a cigarette store just over the Pa border from me and they were selling corn cob pipes. Bet ya can't find them in the Bronx! lol

35,168 posted on 07/25/2005 5:04:42 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Tax-chick
Thankee!

:)

35,169 posted on 07/25/2005 6:24:48 AM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL!
I never did understand the thinking behind 'upstate/downstate and the delineation being NYC and the rest of the state..


35,170 posted on 07/25/2005 7:18:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (Sock Puppet of the Modz!)
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To: DJ MacWoW

I do, but when you explode an un dead fiend you never know where the leftover pieces will land.
I think I have an elbow as a souvenier.


Yes, I will throw it out.


35,171 posted on 07/25/2005 7:21:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (Sock Puppet of the Modz!)
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To: Tax-chick

Hi TC, How are you feeling?

Pat looks like he could have a streak of mischief.


35,172 posted on 07/25/2005 8:43:35 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Bet you could find a corn cob something else.


35,173 posted on 07/25/2005 8:44:26 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Thought you were traveling?

Do you have access to technology as yet uninvented.


35,174 posted on 07/25/2005 8:46:27 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I'm feeling pretty well today, and planning on a nap with James after lunch.

Pat has more than a streak of mischief ... he's capable of previously-unthought-of destructive weirdness. Fortunately it will be time for his nap shortly, too!


35,175 posted on 07/25/2005 8:49:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")
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To: Tax-chick

Getting past that first trimester blah's?

Destructive wierdness? Sounds like my Brother Robert.

Bob had a fascination with taking things apart. He managed to destroy an indestructable toy tractor that survived 6 other kids.


35,176 posted on 07/25/2005 9:31:41 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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To: NicknamedBob

We are going to be pushing 100+ with humidity all this week.


35,177 posted on 07/25/2005 10:18:22 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
"I'm visiting the Bronx later today."

A little hot to be out and about the Bronx from what I've heard, but how did the visit to the zoo go?

35,178 posted on 07/25/2005 10:24:24 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Darksheare; sionnsar; tiamat; Harmless Teddy Bear; SandyInSeattle; NicknamedBob; Delta 21; ...

OK kids...My bio page is updated. Sorta. I'll add more later, now that I have figured out how to do it. (I gave up an hour in the sun to figure this out!)


35,179 posted on 07/25/2005 11:03:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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To: A CA Guy

Better than earthquakes, though, right?

We're down to highs in the 90's but the humidity is in the 40's, and though that may sound like sissy stuff, you need to live in the desert to appreciate the difference between 7% and 109 and 40% and 97.


35,180 posted on 07/25/2005 11:09:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)
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