I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Hey, about last night...

(Original, no?)

I didn't realize the thread was so thinly populated after Bob clocked out. I peeked in this morning for a minute and was mortified to see that you'd been stranded out on the dance floor by yourself. Dressed to the nines -- or maybe the tens, or even the elevens -- with the good music rollin' and...nobody???

Next time I'll stick around after I drop the needle in the groove. At least then, if nobody else takes the floor, I can clamber down from the DJ's booth and do the honors myself.

What's the craic?

Well actually, it's the crack - some idiot artificially gaelicised the word, I spelled the word 'craic', instead of 'crack' - in case you would take me up the wrong way! LOL!

it's a word we use in Ireland that roughly means 'fun' or 'humour'

She's a distinguished animal, yes ... as much as possible when you're six different colors :-).

35,086 posted on 07/24/2005 8:32:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")

stranded out on the dance floor by yourself.

Don't worry about it. I'm used to it. But thanks for the offer for next time. :-)

Thanks for that tune, it got the well hungover wife moving.

I thought she was dead, but she is actually up and moving now.

35,091 posted on 07/24/2005 1:37:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")

In Geoffrey Chaucer’s fourteenth-century poem “The House of Fame,” the house has become a castle with as many windows as snowflakes, packed with sorceresses and jugglers, magicians and wizards, celebrated singers like Orpheus and humble minstrels with bagpipes. A half-foot of solid gold covers the ceiling, walls, and floor of the great hall, where Fame herself presides from a throne made of ruby, her head extending to heaven and her body covered with as many “tongues as on bestes heres.” Her herald, Eolus, the god of wind, holds a trumpet of Praise and a trumpet of Slander, blowing from them as Fame pleases.

35,092 posted on 07/24/2005 2:48:34 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")

35,093 posted on 07/24/2005 3:05:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)

I should think not. I thought the plesiosaur was in the basement. (Oh, dear ... what's in the basement?)

35,094 posted on 07/24/2005 3:13:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?")


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Hi kids.
This is sure moving slow since July 3...I hope they get it fixed soon.

What's up with everyone?

We haven't been able to do a complete inventory of "what's in the basement" but it has a number of interesting areas.

First off, much of it has been excavated, and shored up with space-frame construction. We've put our glass factories and laboratories down there, and Dead Corpse operates some special purpose "workshops" where metals are forged.

I guess you're asking about some of the unusual critters that inhabit this realm. I suppose it's my fault. I selected this area specifically for the unusual characteristics it seemed to have after the meteoric impact.

I guess I thought it would be a source of unusual materials. I didn't realize it would also attract esoteric life-forms, or those which simulate them.

35,099 posted on 07/24/2005 4:18:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)

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