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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; A CA Guy
Only here, not the rest of FR.

That's because we're special!

:0)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

34,361 posted on 07/18/2005 9:21:43 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham; Knitting A Conundrum
Of course, from my standpoint, it wasn't so much a commemoration of a happy event as a testimonial to the coaching ineptitude of Pat Riley.

And who remembers how the NBA Finals Series was interrupted that '94 season? Some white van speeding down the L.A. freeway...?

We were in my neighborhood sports bar watching the game and we were furious that they deemed O.J.'s antics more important than our Rockets...

34,362 posted on 07/18/2005 9:25:25 PM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

How come we have to wait in long lines to get on the short bus?


34,363 posted on 07/18/2005 9:29:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Allegra
And who remembers how the NBA Finals Series was interrupted that '94 season? Some white van speeding down the L.A. freeway...?

I do.

GRRRRRRR!!!!

Tom Brokaw earned my everlasting enmity that night.

THEY INTERRUPTED JUST WHEN THE KNICKS WERE WINNING, TOO!

The pox of O.J. Simpson.

:(

34,364 posted on 07/18/2005 9:38:28 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: NicknamedBob
lol.

:7)

34,365 posted on 07/18/2005 9:39:17 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Where so special, nobody knows it! LOL


34,366 posted on 07/18/2005 11:11:14 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; All
Good morning, everyone!


34,367 posted on 07/19/2005 3:01:01 AM PDT by Genesis defender (If you are alone or depressed, meditate on Matthew 28:20.)
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To: NicknamedBob

"If I were short, and bald, and short of breath,
I'd live with scarlet Majors at the base,
And speed doomed heroes up the line to death."


34,368 posted on 07/19/2005 4:11:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Democrats ... frolicking on the wilder shores of Planet Zongo.)
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To: Tax-chick

Whoops, that's "fierce and bald." First cup of coffee blues ...


34,369 posted on 07/19/2005 4:12:20 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Democrats ... frolicking on the wilder shores of Planet Zongo.)
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To: Tax-chick

Lee Majors married Scarlet O'Hara?

Does he know about this short, bald guy, or is he off being a hero again?


34,370 posted on 07/19/2005 5:38:58 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Some people are obviously quicker in the morning than others.


34,371 posted on 07/19/2005 5:57:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Democrats ... frolicking on the wilder shores of Planet Zongo.)
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To: Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; OSHA; ...

Heya, gang.

A young friend of mine, Tora, is going through a very rough patch of life.
She lost her mother just over a year ago - after a protracted and horrid decline - and now her grandmother Wilna is in the hospital declining towards death.

The remainder of Tora's family is utterly disfuctional, and she does not have close relations with any of them, including her father.

In effect, Tora is about to be orphaned at the age of 22.

I have a dual prayer request:

For Miss Wilna: that she either recover and regain her interest in living, or -if indeed it is her time to go- that she recover lucidity long enough to say her farewells and then depart in peace.

For Tora: that she be given the strength to endure what is coming; that she understand that she does not stand alone and need never feel alone, that there are many outside her family who care for her and will give of themselves to help her through this; that she find peace and solace.

Thank you.


34,372 posted on 07/19/2005 7:01:44 AM PDT by King Prout (I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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To: King Prout

:(


34,373 posted on 07/19/2005 7:02:13 AM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: King Prout

With a friend like you, she'll never be alone. Prayers sent.


34,374 posted on 07/19/2005 7:04:23 AM PDT by grellis (Ravenclaw, class of '87)
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To: King Prout

Bump, prayers up.


34,375 posted on 07/19/2005 7:06:48 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: King Prout

Prayers for both, King. Thanks for letting us know.


34,376 posted on 07/19/2005 7:08:58 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: King Prout

Prayers up!


34,377 posted on 07/19/2005 7:10:48 AM PDT by BJClinton (The bubble of housing bubble threads is about to pop!)
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To: King Prout

G'Morning Yer Majesty.

I am sorry to hear about your young friend.

I went through a very similar situation myself, so I know what that is like.

I will offer up some smoke later on today for your friend Tora and her grandmother Wilna.

Tora is lucky to have you for a friend.


34,378 posted on 07/19/2005 7:11:04 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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To: King Prout

Prayers sent.


34,379 posted on 07/19/2005 7:14:29 AM PDT by Laura Earl (Fitness is a journey not a destination.)
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To: cyborg; All

On a happier note, we are getting ready for next weeks big 4-H Youth Fair.
The Kid is entering several projects, and i thought I would share one.

Cyborg is getting this punted to her directly, because I KNOW she will like it. But it's for the rest of you guys, too.

Enjoy!


MARGARET DOBB’S ALABAMA BLUEBERRY BREAD



3 cups flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
2 TB ground cinnamon
2 cups sugar
1 tsp ground cloves
1 tsp ground nutmeg
3 eggs, well beaten
1 1/4 cup canola oil
2 pints of blueberries (Mash about one cup of these)
2 tsp lemon extract
1 cup chopped nuts (optional)


Preheat oven to 350’.

Grease two large loaf pans. Cut two large pieces of aluminum foil, and place them in the pans, with foil draping loosely over the sides. This is so the bread can be easily removed from the pans later without losing the sugary topping.

Mix 1/4 cup of sugar and half of the cinnamon. Set aside for the top of the bread later.

In a large bowl, put flour, salt, baking soda, sugar, cloves, nutmeg, and the remaining cinnamon. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients.

Pout eggs, oil and lemon extract into the well. Stir until dry ingredients are moistened. Stir in blueberries and nuts if you are using them. (If you are using frozen blueberries, make sure they are plain and not sugared) Divide the batter into the two pans, and sprinkle with the cinnamon sugar mixture.

Bake for one hour, watching carefully that that topping does not burn.

Using the foil, lift the bread out of the pan. Let cool before eating. Keep refrigerated.



Please keep your collective fingers crossed for an "Honors" ribbon for the Kid for this recipe.

I won't be around much for the next couple of weeks because we need to finish training, get the llama clean, and finish up projects, but I will check in as I can and tell you all about it.



34,380 posted on 07/19/2005 7:16:10 AM PDT by tiamat ("If some guy named Marduk calls, tell him I'm not home!")
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