I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[A CA Guy]

Well, he does insist on getting part of all my meals...

He also trys to change the channel to one of three things which he barks at.

#1 Cartoons
#2 Animal Channel
#3 Jennifer Lopez

[tuliptree76]

LOL! He's a J-Lo fan?

[King Prout]

"some like this, some like that"
ambivalence.
I'm here, but only sort of.

[King Prout]

w00t!

only 43 to go to the next palindrome!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

It's a lot closer to being an IOC officially sanctioned event than either men's baseball or women's softball.

It appears that "El Hefe" doesn't have as many European friends as he would have hoped.

Suck on that one, Fidel!

Oh yeah...

Heh, heh.

:7)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

[tuliptree76]

Keep on postin' then. ;-)

[King Prout]

ok.
that was so outta tha blue I now have vertigo

[tuliptree76]

Well, I better get ready for bed. I'm *hoping* to get 8 hours of sleep tonight. We'll see if that happens.

I might be on tomorrow (depending on how horribly things go tomorrow).

Good night!

[tuliptree76]

Oops! That should have read, "I might be on tomorrow night"

Now I'm going. Good night!

[TASMANIANRED]

We watched the belly dancer at the resturant.
We didn't escort her to the establishment.

[A CA Guy]

Well J-Lo hits all these out of tune high notes that sound like a Cuban woman screaming at her poor husband.
Plus she perspires like a stuffed pig.

Two attributes which attracts my dog's attention.
She brings out the beast in my 4 pound dog.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

It could just be the silhouettes.

[A CA Guy]

Baseball isn't an Olympic sport, but synchronized swimming is?
It's the end of the world!

"END TIMES"

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Good night.

:)

[NicknamedBob]

I've seen the movie of "The Witches" and read the book. The ending differs, but I liked them both.

Roald Dahl had a habit of picking out children who needed someone on their side, and then arranging it. Too bad we don't have a word for someone like that in our language.

[A CA Guy]

Have a good night and look forward to the war with Iran.

[Allegra]

I still have my Teeshirts from Rockets win 1 and 2...those were happy moments...

I have my championship shirts, too. I also have an Enron Field Opening Day shirt from April 2000 with the crooked "E" logo on it. Collector's item. LOL

I remember seeing George and Bar AND George and Laura (our Governor and First Lady of Texas at the time) at that opening game.

[King Prout]

could be

[Allegra]

Hi! Welcome to the Undead Thread 2! We're on our way to the end of the Internet again, by way of the moon and Mars, so if you'd like to join us, we can always use new fo..er...people. Just don't wander into the lower levels without a guide...

Oooops....I think I accidentally ended up down there...{shiver!}

(Wondering how long it will take this post to make it out of the Twilight Zone and onto this thread?)

[international american]

Lastess Postess?????