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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Lady Jag; Monkey Face
"You are using your noggin, writing prolifically."

Thanks! Near as I can figure out, there is a formula involved.

Write books, get published and recognized, give interviews, write more books, and so forth.

The only part I seem to be able to get done is the first part. I market things about as well as Commodore Computers.

At least I enjoy the writing of the books, and the company of the characters I develop.

34,141 posted on 07/16/2005 6:17:46 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Monkey Face; Genesis defender

An experiment perpetrated by the old timer members who also happen to be from the far future.

I was here, but I was kinda otherwise occupied.
So your typos were due to my presence...
:(


34,142 posted on 07/16/2005 6:19:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: tuliptree76
Sorry we haven't chatted more.
We've been real humid which makes me sleep more and one night my sister had me picking her up at the airport at 1am in the morning, so I've not been around as I have been.

In any case, hope you are enjoying your summer.
34,143 posted on 07/16/2005 7:11:46 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

But, according to the link you provided, travel into the past is now possible - they'll find a solution for superluminal travel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (We need it, in order to reverse population decline).


34,144 posted on 07/16/2005 7:29:18 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (Terrorism is the modern name we give barbarism.)
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To: NicknamedBob
A representation of the warp drive (Alcubierre drive);

The big question is; is negative energy possible? (Does antimatter have negative energy?).

34,145 posted on 07/16/2005 7:41:29 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (Terrorism is the modern name we give barbarism.)
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To: NicknamedBob

What does one do to market their books in these days of self publishing? Send publishers the sales records and the book instead of a script?

I did nearly 20 years in advertising and marketing, but never marketed books and imagine it's a different animal altogether.


34,146 posted on 07/16/2005 7:44:02 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: A CA Guy

I've just been studying a lot. I'll enjoy my summer more after Tuesday. LOL!


34,147 posted on 07/16/2005 8:05:15 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; King Prout; Darksheare; A CA Guy

That picture kind of represents me. Sometimes I'm in my own little bubble. ;-)


34,148 posted on 07/16/2005 8:06:45 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

What's up Tuesday?


34,149 posted on 07/16/2005 8:45:33 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

My exams are Monday and Tuesday.


34,150 posted on 07/16/2005 8:47:58 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Darksheare
"Aerokroil, the oil that creeps. http://www.kanolabs.com/

Neat stuff, hard to find."

We called it "Weasel Piss" when I was a kid! Good stuff, awesome nickname...

34,151 posted on 07/16/2005 8:49:42 PM PDT by Capn TrVth
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To: tuliptree76
Summer school or professional licenses?
34,152 posted on 07/16/2005 8:50:29 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Neither. I have to pass these exams to go on to phase 2 of my program (the big paper).


34,153 posted on 07/16/2005 8:51:44 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

Oh, well we can help you write the "BIG PAPER" if you don't mind having your work read like Gone With The Wind on steroids.


34,154 posted on 07/16/2005 8:55:41 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL! Well, we'll have to see if I pass first.


34,155 posted on 07/16/2005 8:57:05 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Lady Jag
For many, the formula is changed:


Get recognized!

Write the book, get published, grant interviews, write more books, et cetera.

Would anyone have ever read Madonna's books had she not been Madonna first?

What about Ted Kazinski's or Al Gore's manifestos? Fame or infamy first, then pen to paper...

Publishers these days are awash in offerings and have little incentive to assist the novice. If you don't have your name made yet, they'll publish your book, if you pay them to do it. Then all you have to do is sell it.

Oddly, many introverted, bookish types who are very good at writing do not have the extroverted, ebullient people skills to hawk their wares effectively. Go figure!

You're asking me what does one do? I wish I knew!
34,156 posted on 07/16/2005 9:02:57 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: tuliptree76

Well, lots of folks are using electronic equipment during tests to try and cheat.

We are in a new age.


34,157 posted on 07/16/2005 9:06:39 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Lady Jag
My laptop has a DVD player, if that's any consolation.

:-)

34,158 posted on 07/16/2005 9:09:13 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: A CA Guy

I wouldn't risk doing that on my exams. I wouldn't want to ruin my career.


34,159 posted on 07/16/2005 9:09:14 PM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

Even though we all know you'll ace both of them!

:)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

34,160 posted on 07/16/2005 9:14:07 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham
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