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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
Can't look any worse than the BBC production from many moons ago. The head looked freaky and the arm never really did anything.
The new version of Marvin makes me wanna paraphrase Princess Leia...
"Aren't you a little short for an android?"
2,941
posted on
01/04/2005 12:10:49 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Hi Heels
LOL... when I was down in Nevada this weekend I needled my mother because she hasn't been up here to visit me. I wonder why...?
I told her to wait until spring.
2,942
posted on
01/04/2005 12:15:38 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: The Real J Fate
2,943
posted on
01/04/2005 12:17:24 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Dead Corpse
That old bbc production was my intro into Hitchhiker...you are right. The stills of Marvin make him seem tooo....trite...no wonder he's always depressed.
I haven't been to a movie in a year...but I suspect I will go see Hitchhiker...
2,944
posted on
01/04/2005 12:19:52 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: bad company
That is so sad. I'm sorry about your friend... :-(
2,945
posted on
01/04/2005 12:20:21 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Dead Corpse
I used to watch Cartoon network a lot...then I found my 12 year old watching things that I as an adult woman would not be caught dead watching...so we don't have cable any more...
2,946
posted on
01/04/2005 12:20:51 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
I'm gonna keep an eye on their website and see if I can't find some more "insider" pictures of the sets. A couple of the stills they have already posted make the Vogons looks pretty nasty looking. Groovy...
2,947
posted on
01/04/2005 12:23:27 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
On Cartoon network? Which ones? I know Adult Swim isn't just cutsy advertising, but even that was comparatively tame.
Zon abd I already talked this one over. Once Ana is big enough to change the channels herself, parently controls get enabled on a pretty darn tight setting.
2,948
posted on
01/04/2005 12:25:02 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: bad company
I am so sorry for the loss of your dog. Loosing a dog is in many ways comparable to losing a child. A year later my heart is still broken, My eyes just don't leak as much. You need a big hug. Consider it done.
Now I'm going to make you cry. This was sent to me and it summed up my own feelings so perfectly.
TO BOATSWAIN by Lord Byron
Near this spot
Are deposited the Remains
of one
Who possessed Beauty
Without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
And the the Virtues of Man
Without his Vices.
This Praise which would be unmeaning flattery
If inscribed over Human Ashes,
Is but a just tribute to the Memory of
'Botswain", a Dog
Who was born at Newfoundland
May, 1803,
And died at Newstead Abbey
Nov. 18, 1808
Now from me. A good dog makes a good man better. The magnitude of your grief is a measure of how much you loved and were loved in return.
Hug
To: netmilsmom
Aren't they great?
I sure do miss my Jade and my Tansy, aka "The Great Brown Beast".
2,950
posted on
01/04/2005 12:39:29 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: Dead Corpse
no, he was watchin Oz and stuff like that on HBO when I went to bed...
Lots on TV young teens shouldn't watch..
2,951
posted on
01/04/2005 12:47:03 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: Dead Corpse
Vogons are pretty nasty...
they deserve to look like it!
2,952
posted on
01/04/2005 12:47:56 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
To: international american
Sci Fi channel bought all the Twilight Zones 2 years ago. They do the marathon every new years. I had it on all day! Ah. I don't have cable.
2,953
posted on
01/04/2005 12:50:05 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(† trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
BTTT... Zot Bot...Approaching 3000 posts
2,954
posted on
01/04/2005 12:50:49 PM PST
by
LowOiL
("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" -Benjamin Rush)
To: SandyInSeattle
2,955
posted on
01/04/2005 12:52:05 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(† trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
To: Knitting A Conundrum
Every cable box I have ever heard of has Parental Controls built right into it. You can set it for "G" rated stuff only and that is ALL he woulda been able to get at without the code.
2,956
posted on
01/04/2005 12:53:13 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: LowOiL
That's nothing. Come back in four months.... ;-)
2,957
posted on
01/04/2005 12:54:46 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
Took us six and a day last time.
2,958
posted on
01/04/2005 12:55:42 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(† trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
To: sionnsar
Well, yeah... but by then people just happening upon the thread will be stuned by the longevity of it. 3k is a drop in the bucket.
2,959
posted on
01/04/2005 12:58:28 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: Dead Corpse
LOL, The length reminds me of some of the Hobbit Hole Threads. But I don't remember any zot threads going this far before..
O, well, I needed a spot to try out my new Zot picture and this fit in perfectly. Now I just need some Viking reference worked in somewhere...
2,960
posted on
01/04/2005 1:02:30 PM PST
by
LowOiL
("I am neither . I am a Christocrat" -Benjamin Rush)
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