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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: Conspiracy Guy

Sounds like you have balmy weather in the winter. We are around 58 at night, and 70-72 during the day now.


2,161 posted on 01/02/2005 6:06:49 AM PST by international american ((Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.))
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To: tuliptree76
*looks up at glowing halo*

:Trips over cord:

Ouch. Darn it! When are going to get a battery pack for that thing?

2,162 posted on 01/02/2005 6:17:43 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 15 and counting))
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To: NicknamedBob
All SUVs are evil and should be fed to pit bulls.

Channeling the anti-ambrose NB?

Every pit bull I knew was a nice doggie. Of course our definition of a nice doggie was a little different then the American one.

American is the nice doggie never bites.

Ours was nice doggie never bites the family and tears intruders into itty-bitty pieces. (Good doggie!)

2,163 posted on 01/02/2005 6:25:32 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 15 and counting))
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To: Conspiracy Guy

sorry. Lack of sleep.


2,164 posted on 01/02/2005 6:28:45 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: airborne

Good morning...lots of sleep was had here last night...but we must be gettting ready to have a really big winter storm...if I have a place that can ache, it's aching this morning...except for my knees...don't know why they stayed out of the achy brigade this morning, but they have so far...


2,165 posted on 01/02/2005 6:34:01 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

Tag line change


2,166 posted on 01/02/2005 6:35:39 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 14 and counting))
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To: A CA Guy; Baraonda
Advertisers love me!

Especially the ones who sponsor all of that very inexpensive, i.e. cheap, merchandise.

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

2,167 posted on 01/02/2005 6:36:04 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (I'm too damn lazy to think of a new tag-line; SO THERE!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

too early for me to think in latin...


2,168 posted on 01/02/2005 6:39:21 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum; Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout; Dead Corpse
Cogito ergo...

Umm, what was that last word?

Hmm...

(Pondering.)

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

2,169 posted on 01/02/2005 6:44:54 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (I'm too damn lazy to think of a new tag-line; SO THERE!)
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To: international american

It won't last this way long. We have roller coaster weather in Alabama dependent on wind direction and everyone else's weather.


2,170 posted on 01/02/2005 6:45:50 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
It is never too early for latin.

(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe.)

2,171 posted on 01/02/2005 6:50:26 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 14 and counting))
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Freepum.

Cogito ergo FReepum.

Apparet te habere ingenium profondum.

2,172 posted on 01/02/2005 6:51:17 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 14 and counting))
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I love latin, but I only got to study it two semesters in college...unfortunately the only language I don't have to struggle too hard with besides English is French...not really fluent, but I can often follow it without the dictionary...Comes from being raised in New Orleans, I guess...


2,173 posted on 01/02/2005 6:55:21 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

They don't speak french in New Orleans any more, died out in the thirties and forties...but I had two years of it in grade school, two years of it in high school, and 5 sememsters of it in college..


2,174 posted on 01/02/2005 6:56:54 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

sememsters? Oy veh...typing before coffee with arthritis...what a morning it's going to be...


2,175 posted on 01/02/2005 6:57:56 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
It is good to learn more then one language. If I could pick just one that kids had to study it would be Latin because it helps you so much with English.
2,176 posted on 01/02/2005 7:01:51 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 14 and counting))
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To: airborne

No problem. I am very esoteric and weird too!


2,177 posted on 01/02/2005 7:01:54 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
No problem. I am very esoteric and weird too!

I never said I was weird!

Who told you I was weird?

I'm not weird!

Well, OK, maybe a little weird.

2,178 posted on 01/02/2005 7:09:22 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

French is good too because so much English vocab is French...and its grammar is closer to English than Latin....and going from French to Latin is really good, too! But Latin is such a wonderful language to sing in...it can make the simplest lyrics that in English would seem trite because the lines were too short become wonderful....


2,179 posted on 01/02/2005 7:12:01 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: airborne

Admit it!

Got to run.

Later


2,180 posted on 01/02/2005 7:13:13 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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