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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: NicknamedBob; tiamat
Oh yeah. We also had a hot tub party during the move.
2,061
posted on
01/01/2005 10:37:43 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
There's national treasures?
What the heck has Loch Ness got other than the monster? I thought the British Museum had scarfed up anything worthwhile AGES ago!
So what is there? Bimini-style wall? Sunken vessels? a hidden UFO?
2,062
posted on
01/01/2005 10:38:27 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat; NicknamedBob
I don't know. I've never been there before. LOL!
2,063
posted on
01/01/2005 10:40:14 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76
It's important not to spill things.
Wasting beer is a sin....
2,064
posted on
01/01/2005 10:40:25 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tuliptree76
I miss all of the good stuff. ....
2,065
posted on
01/01/2005 10:41:33 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat; NicknamedBob
Wasting beer is a sin....Or champagne...
2,066
posted on
01/01/2005 10:42:08 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: tuliptree76; tiamat
"...we're not allowed to take any "national treasures." I was concerned that Stag, or somebody, might try to smuggle the Blarney Stone away, or something, when we send the expedition to restock the Guiness.
That's in Ireland, I know, but then so is the Guiness.
Naturally, if confronted about it, they would tell some outlandish tale.
2,067
posted on
01/01/2005 10:43:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(What is this thread about? | ZOT! Because We Can! | Bride of the Undead Thread | Moving | Last Post)
To: tiamat
I sent you an invite. But you got it too late.
We're just going to have to find another excuse for a hot tub party.
2,068
posted on
01/01/2005 10:43:12 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; sionnsar
i was just hoping. Scotland has good salmon.
I like a nice salmon
Perhaps sionnsar will know later
2,069
posted on
01/01/2005 10:43:45 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tuliptree76
2,070
posted on
01/01/2005 10:44:43 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat; tuliptree76
"There's national treasures? " Hey, we could use Hadrian's Wall, you know.
We'd probably get a good price for it from Texas.
2,071
posted on
01/01/2005 10:45:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(What is this thread about? | ZOT! Because We Can! | Bride of the Undead Thread | Moving | Last Post)
To: tiamat; NicknamedBob; sionnsar
You may have my share of the salmon. *gags*
2,072
posted on
01/01/2005 10:46:16 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: NicknamedBob
there is some perfectly nice Stout in Scotland... but grabbing the Blarney stone could be done...And it might be an asset.
Sadly, I am not tall enough.
2,073
posted on
01/01/2005 10:46:55 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; sionnsar
Girl, i will eat all of your share and be HAPPY!
( You don't know what you're missing! )
2,074
posted on
01/01/2005 10:48:24 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: tiamat; tuliptree76
"...grabbing the Blarney stone could be done...And it might be an asset." Why would we want that? Except to keep it out of the hands of the Democrats?
I cannot understand why anyone would ever want to tell anything other than the pure, unvarnished Truth, as I do.
2,075
posted on
01/01/2005 10:50:59 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(What is this thread about? | ZOT! Because We Can! | Bride of the Undead Thread | Moving | Last Post)
To: tiamat; NicknamedBob; sionnsar
Oh... I know what I would be missing. I've had to force myself to eat it a couple of times. *gags at the thought*
The only seafood I'll eat is whitefish and tuna. I can sometimes stand shrimp if its breaded.
2,076
posted on
01/01/2005 10:51:14 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: MissouriConservative
Your killing me! Doesnt' the cat know it's bad for it's health to be smoking? It's a shame a kitty that is so cute.......
2,077
posted on
01/01/2005 10:52:04 PM PST
by
missanne
(Go to work, write letters to the editor!)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76
Hadrian's Wall is consideralbly south of here.... AND a bunch of it is destroyed, and buried under sod.
We need something like the Lindow Man, or the Sutton-Who chess set to REALLY exploit things!
Something smallish, and that we can display in a case and charge oodles of money to ogle.
Or something we can sell to the British Museum. They have room for big thinga.
2,078
posted on
01/01/2005 10:53:31 PM PST
by
tiamat
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: NicknamedBob; tiamat
I cannot understand why anyone would ever want to tell anything other than the pure, unvarnished Truth, as I do. I cannot understand either.
*looks up at glowing halo*
2,079
posted on
01/01/2005 10:53:47 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
To: missanne; tiamat; tuliptree76
Welcome aboard, Missanne!
Girls, we have a visitor.
2,080
posted on
01/01/2005 10:53:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
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