I was concerned that Stag, or somebody, might try to smuggle the Blarney Stone away, or something, when we send the expedition to restock the Guiness.
That's in Ireland, I know, but then so is the Guiness.
Naturally, if confronted about it, they would tell some outlandish tale.
there is some perfectly nice Stout in Scotland... but grabbing the Blarney stone could be done...And it might be an asset.
Sadly, I am not tall enough.