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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: King Prout

A cat that greets you at the door, comes when you call him-- even when he is asleep or in trouble, plays fetch, and sits at your feet.


1,881 posted on 01/01/2005 6:02:59 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: King Prout
I agree - that whole silly thread does indeed seem, in retrospect, to have been deliberately engineered as an excuse to post that amusing if rambling anecdote.

Absolutely. It was obvious to me the moment I saw it. I kept saying, "What's the point of THIS?" and then it all became clear when I saw your post.

1,882 posted on 01/01/2005 6:03:36 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: Tax-chick

Being a student, it's not so easy. Especially with the prices of apartments in a college town - it's outrageous.


1,883 posted on 01/01/2005 6:04:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 (Official Prime VIXEN of the RKBA)
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To: King Prout

?? I don't remember seeing you on those. though I don't visit them religiously (no pun intended).


1,884 posted on 01/01/2005 6:05:00 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: stands2reason

Movie time!

Much, much later, guys!


1,885 posted on 01/01/2005 6:05:36 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: A CA Guy

If i ever get a digital camera that actually works, i will put up a pic of Caitlin and her new friend.

Sleep well.


1,886 posted on 01/01/2005 6:06:00 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tuliptree76

My former neighbor, the Texas Highway Patrol officer who rescued Howard from Agnes (long story) said he used to put his betta in a Mason jar and just take it along on vacation!


1,887 posted on 01/01/2005 6:06:46 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: stands2reason

Glad to know you are alive! The EV of ROTK is excellent, but remember to pause it occasionally to keep your butts from going to sleep! And keep food handy!


1,888 posted on 01/01/2005 6:07:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Tax-chick

I couldn't have arranged things better had I been a Mod wielding a set of clones.


1,889 posted on 01/01/2005 6:08:00 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)
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To: King Prout; Tax-chick

Okay, TC.

To what anecdote does Hiz Majesty refer ?

Pleeze?

( And Happy New Year! )


1,890 posted on 01/01/2005 6:08:37 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Tax-chick

See all y'all tomorrow ... Der Prinz just bought the second season of Northern Exposure on DVD!


1,891 posted on 01/01/2005 6:09:17 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: stands2reason

Mollie does all of that.

she also:

enjoys being bathed... and I mean she LIKES to stand in deep water under a running tap.

crawls under my pillow while I sleep.

is utterly fascinated with the operation of a toilet.

allows me to stick my finger inside her mouth, without biting

can defy gravity: manages to remain glued to lap or belly when her human cushion stands


1,892 posted on 01/01/2005 6:12:09 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)
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To: tiamat

go to the very bottom of my homepage and hit the new link


1,893 posted on 01/01/2005 6:12:45 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)
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To: tiamat

I just pinged you a response to King Prout's post in question.

Happy New Year to you too!


1,894 posted on 01/01/2005 6:13:13 PM PST by Tax-chick (To turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just.)
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To: tuliptree76

Have you checked online for the feeders? When I had Alpha, I found everything I ever wanted to know about him on Google...I just can't remember what I found!

I think there is a delayed feeding tablet or something, for Betas...It sounded good. I was moving here from Vegas, and decided that three days on the road was not a good option for him. I still miss him! (LOL!)


1,895 posted on 01/01/2005 6:13:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: stands2reason

I learned to avoid them (for the most part) during the era of my first FReeperhood.


1,896 posted on 01/01/2005 6:13:39 PM PST by King Prout (When your dog licks you he is kissing you. When your cat licks you he is tasting you.)
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To: Tax-chick
My family had quite a few of those.

They were a little harder to care for than some of the other fish we've bought over the years.

The last fish we had as pets-before we got rid of our aquarium-were some beautiful coys.

1,897 posted on 01/01/2005 6:18:26 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (I'm too damn lazy to think of a new tag-line; SO THERE!)
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To: tiamat

"Six months before, I lost my good Friend Tansy, ( Smartest Dog in the World ). Tansy was a great judge of character and could almost talk."

Sorry to hear that.

Dogs have been and will always be my favorite pets.

My last dog's name was Laika.

I'm sure your love for your dog was immense his/her for you infinite.


1,898 posted on 01/01/2005 6:22:00 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Tax-chick

Caught it!

Thanks!


1,899 posted on 01/01/2005 6:22:06 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tuliptree76

"Not so easy. I have a terrible time finding anyone who would help me out with anything. I can't rely on my neighbors"

Which is exactly why I have been depending on myself and the Internet for all things pertaining to me and mine. I don't even speak to my neighbors. I watch out for them, but I don't speak.

Besides: Neighbors always want a "reciprocal" favor...not a good idea.


1,900 posted on 01/01/2005 6:22:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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