I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[Temple Owl]

You know you are addicted to coffee if

-You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

-You sleep with your eyes open.

-You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

-The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

-You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

-You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

-Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

-You chew on other people's fingernails.

-The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

-You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their
margaritas.

-You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

-You can jump-start your car without cables.

-You don't sweat, you percolate.

-You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

-You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

-You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

-People get dizzy just watching you.

-Instant coffee takes too long.

-You channel surf faster without a remote.

-You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

-You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

[Monkey Face]

HEY!

Why didn't I think of that???

I'm outta here for 30...the "corner store" is 10 minutes/half-mile* away.

(*not bad for an old broad!)

[Darksheare]

Strangely, I don't feel that effect.

[Monkey Face]

I think I only do two of those...

The rest of them are boring.
;o]

[NicknamedBob]

"Beer! That's what I need. Off to the corner store."

The guy at the beer store was puzzled when I asked him to sell me some corners...

[tuliptree76]

Thank you, IA. :-)

[NicknamedBob]

Those zeroes finally finished downloading for you?

You really need a faster service.

[tuliptree76]

I can't exactly afford a faster service. :-p

[Genesis defender]

Chicken Little/Earth-Melt

Howdy, Face. That sure sounds like a yummy sandwich!

[Genesis defender]

"I try to squeeze things in between this and that."

My "this" is so close to my "that" that I can't squeeze anything in, even sideways.

LOLAAPMP!

[Monkey Face]

"Howdy, Face. That sure sounds like a yummy sandwich!"

Only if you're a tree-hugger!

[international american]

30 beers??

[Monkey Face]

Well, you know how things go with Moms who have Time-In-Grade...

LOL! Good to see you! How are you doing?

[international american]

Corners?

[Monkey Face]

No, my Sweet...30 minutes...but it wasn't that long...my time is now 9 minutes (walking) one-way, and I was able to (unexpectedly) catch a bus for the ride home.

Thirty beers would make me far to "pliable" I think...;o]

[international american]

You can walk farther than Forrest Gump

[Monkey Face]

Perhaps corners are in short supply in your area. That would explain why you were given a "round" welcome...

[NicknamedBob]

"30 beers??"

They must be in cans. I've seen cases that hold that many.

Or maybe a twelve pack and an eighteen pack. In my house, that would be twelve of the good stuff, and then eighteen of "you-don't-even-know-what-you're-drinking!"

[international american]

My freshman year at Boston College They had a beer drinking contest. Between 6 pm and midnight, I drank 30 beers. I won't tell you the things I said and did, but I didn't pass out.

[international american]

I drink Rolling Rock or Sam Adams, unless I am at a micro brewery.