I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Well, an "adventure" (to me) is always "fruitful" and preferable to the mundane. Even a traffic jam can be fodder for conversation, and of course, it can be embellished. Or not.

The prospective father no doubt is bragging about that "hot dish from the Colonies" and the wild time they had. I do hope you will keep us informed of the impending birth/hatching, as well as who the critters resemble. And I suspect you will want to pass out water wings or innertubes, as the case may be.

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18,822 posted on 04/04/2005 4:10:32 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

18,823 posted on 04/04/2005 4:14:46 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

18,824 posted on 04/04/2005 4:15:19 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

Awwww....that's sweet, IA!

How was your day? Or are you still having it?

:o]

18,826 posted on 04/04/2005 4:16:36 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

I, fortunately, moved my desk lamp to the upper shelf, so all I had to do was make sure the printer wasn't jarred.

I have had it all right. A solid week of nothing but problems....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Hope you are doing better.

18,828 posted on 04/04/2005 4:18:00 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

I can't be absolutely certain about the "father", but the mother I think belongs to this species:

Muraenosaurus - 20 feet (6 m) long - with a very long neck, and a wide body. From England and France during the late Jurassic period.

It could be that the father is from this same species, and is just "big-boned."

18,829 posted on 04/04/2005 4:18:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

"A solid week of nothing but problems..."

I know what you mean. It's like a week full of Mondays.

... Hey, wait-a-minute...

This is Monday!

18,830 posted on 04/04/2005 4:22:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

"Muraenosaurus - 20 feet (6 m) long - with a very long neck, and a wide body. From England and France during the late Jurassic period."

If it was 15 feet shorter, it might look like Helen Thomas.

18,831 posted on 04/04/2005 4:22:56 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

18,832 posted on 04/04/2005 4:25:01 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

18,833 posted on 04/04/2005 4:25:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

18,835 posted on 04/04/2005 4:28:01 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

My calendar is simpler than most:

I work on this kind of stuff day.
I work on this kind of stuff day.
I work on that kind of stuff day.
I work on that kind of stuff day.
I work on that kind of stuff day.
I work on this kind of stuff day.
I work on this kind of stuff day.

18,836 posted on 04/04/2005 4:29:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

Ah. Thanks for clarifying this. I'm had a muddled brain since Friday. (NOT akin to mulled cider, which is much more pleasant!)

18,838 posted on 04/04/2005 4:40:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

"I try to squeeze things in between this and that."

My "this" os so close to my "that" that I can't squeeze anything in, even sideways.

18,840 posted on 04/04/2005 4:51:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)

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