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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
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To: freedumb2003
I have some luck with plants, truly bizarre.
Technology is afraid of me, so it is a small miracle that my machine still works.
18,861
posted on
04/04/2005 5:10:00 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(MONSOON 2005, coming to NY near you! "I survived the monsoon!")
To: NicknamedBob; SandyInSeattle
I will do my walking in areas that have no flora, just to keep the castle and surrounds safe for the other denizens. I prefer lush, green plants in the library, but I have made it a point not to water them...only tell them I love them from across the room. SandyInSeattle can handle the care and feeding of the plants there.
18,862
posted on
04/04/2005 5:12:07 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
And I LOVE green, growing things in my house! There is a joke there somewhere.... ;)
18,863
posted on
04/04/2005 5:13:19 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: NicknamedBob
18,864
posted on
04/04/2005 5:14:54 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: NicknamedBob
'"Artificial plants should be kept under artificial light."'
Good rule! ;o]
18,865
posted on
04/04/2005 5:15:42 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
China is still quite off :(
But ya never know. If they do schedule a trip for me, I'll see what I can bring back for you.
Saw a post the other day from someone in China, so I assume I can FReep from there.
18,866
posted on
04/04/2005 5:16:06 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: freedumb2003
"There is a joke there somewhere.... ;)"
The joke is my love for green, growing things is the killing kind. I don't like artificial plants because they attract artificial dust. I like live plants because they are responsive. But they slowly strangle under my "care."
*I'm SO ashamed!*
18,867
posted on
04/04/2005 5:20:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: freedumb2003
I'm not particular about "souveniers" as long as they are blue and white. I am a "Blue Willow" collector, but anything blue and white is a plus, no matter how small, or inexpensive. I even have a greeting card (in blue and white) framed, and hanging in my kitchen!
18,868
posted on
04/04/2005 5:22:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
18,869
posted on
04/04/2005 5:25:56 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: freedumb2003
I had something to ask you, but I'm DARNED if I can remember it!!
(Two things happen when you get older: 1) You begin to forget things, and 2) I don't recall what the other one is.)
18,870
posted on
04/04/2005 5:29:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
18,871
posted on
04/04/2005 5:34:54 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: Darksheare; Fedora
"...prepares himself for the ordeal by dinking a quantity
of a certain extract made from a particular variety of bark.
The fluid is dark, about the colour of coffee, and contains
some very powerful narcotic principle, for it produces a
stupor and hallucinations of a different type but in a way
comparable to the result of opium or hemp."
...I think I found my brother's coffee....
among a people called the Jivaros.
18,872
posted on
04/04/2005 5:36:28 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(The Crazed Unknown Hermit)
To: freedumb2003
I always told my daughter that if she forgot what she wanted to tell me, it was a lie. I think I need to retract that statement and reconform my beliefs...
18,873
posted on
04/04/2005 5:36:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Darkchylde
HI!
LOL! I'm sure he will have a "discussion" with you later!
18,874
posted on
04/04/2005 5:38:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: Monkey Face
;-)
According to what I just read, the effects
of the drink last 4-5 hours... sounds about
right for his coffee, right?
18,875
posted on
04/04/2005 5:44:32 PM PDT
by
Darkchylde
(The Crazed Unknown Hermit)
To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde
I'll just have my sister drink some of the coffee..
*in dry as ages voice of the elders*
"You m,ust take.. a long journey.. it is to be.. your spirit quest. ~~~~~~ Don't forget.. to get me some ice cream while you are out."
18,876
posted on
04/04/2005 5:48:41 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(MONSOON 2005, coming to NY near you! "I survived the monsoon!")
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
His coffee effects me for DAYS!
How can something he makes be "less"?
18,877
posted on
04/04/2005 5:51:44 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
To: NicknamedBob
Not so different from mine.
18,878
posted on
04/04/2005 5:52:26 PM PDT
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: NicknamedBob
Beer! That's what I need. Off to the corner store.
18,879
posted on
04/04/2005 5:53:09 PM PDT
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
Ah. The "zombie" effect, I see....
It works on me the same way, when I follow your "recipe" to the letter. *snort*
18,880
posted on
04/04/2005 5:53:52 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Eradicate circumlocutory sesquipedalianisms.)
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