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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: TASMANIANRED

I can't cook.
Haven't been able to for years.
Made a rather credible BBQ'd steak shaped carbon block.
The kitchen here is impossible to cook in and do a good job of it.


18,761 posted on 04/03/2005 7:06:18 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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To: Genesis defender

LOL!
That's why everyone has been running away from me.
I shall remedy this immediately.


18,762 posted on 04/03/2005 7:07:24 PM PDT by Darksheare (Burnt to the core but not broken.)
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To: Monkey Face

: )


18,763 posted on 04/03/2005 7:16:57 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Monkey Face

Baked Vidalia Onions!!


18,764 posted on 04/03/2005 7:17:39 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Monkey Face

I like blue and white too.
Blue ocean-white sand


18,765 posted on 04/03/2005 7:20:25 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Monkey Face

Awwww...I missed you tonight. Hopefully, I'll get to see you tomorrow. Good night, 'Face.


18,766 posted on 04/03/2005 7:37:53 PM PDT by tuliptree76
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To: Darksheare

Cooking intimidates lots of people.

You don't have to have the best of tools to do a credible job.

Some of my favorite meals are crock pot meals. Dump it in. Leave, come home and eat.


18,767 posted on 04/03/2005 7:49:25 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Shopping for a new tag line.)
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To: fanfan

Hope you and hubby had nice cuddles this weekend.

Got up to 60's or something here Sunday, I saw 2 tulips that had opened!


18,768 posted on 04/04/2005 7:10:02 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Monkey Face

Are brother and his wife gone now?


18,769 posted on 04/04/2005 7:10:43 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Monkey Face; Do not dub me shapka broham

shapka broham said corn chips are the bomb...

My cat, Kitten, would beg for his own chip...lick the salt off, crunch some, then beg for more...


18,770 posted on 04/04/2005 7:15:14 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

psst...you awake yet?...


18,771 posted on 04/04/2005 7:16:48 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (...where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Corinthians 3:16-18)
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To: TASMANIANRED

The kitchen itself conspires against you, there isn't enough room to do much.


18,772 posted on 04/04/2005 8:13:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (MONSOON 2005, coming to NY near you! "I survived the monsoon!")
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To: Darksheare
I'd post on this thread, but it'll be hours before anyone posts back.

Am I logged in?

Is this the longest thread ever?

You guys are still posting here?

I've got dibs on the 100,000th post!

Let me know if anything interesting happens, I'll be in the shower...

Last Post?

18,773 posted on 04/04/2005 9:01:37 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'm currently watching Doc Ballard and the Woods Hole guys conduct oceanic surveys out front.


18,774 posted on 04/04/2005 9:03:34 AM PDT by Darksheare (MONSOON 2005, coming to NY near you! "I survived the monsoon!")
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To: Darksheare

Let us know if you spot a Narwhale...


18,775 posted on 04/04/2005 9:05:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

Well, I did see a ship row by with some guy ranting and screaming tied to the mast.
I tried to wave and shout, but they all acted as if they didn't hear me.


18,776 posted on 04/04/2005 9:06:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (MONSOON 2005, coming to NY near you! "I survived the monsoon!")
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To: Darksheare
Whatever you do, don't shoot the Albatross.
18,777 posted on 04/04/2005 9:20:25 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Dead Corpse

I heard from Solid Snake that shooting Albatross was definitely a bad idea.
He did not say why.


18,778 posted on 04/04/2005 9:25:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (MONSOON 2005, coming to NY near you! "I survived the monsoon!")
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To: Darksheare
Robert Plant- Ship of Fools

On waves of love my heart is breaking
And stranger still my self control I can't rely on anymore
New tides surprise - my world it's changing
Within this frame an ocean swells - behind this smile I know it well

Beneath a lover's moon I'm waiting
I am the pilot of the storm - adrift in pleasure I may drown
I built this ship - it is my making
And furthermore my self control I can't rely on anymore
I know why - I know why
Crazy on a ship of fools
Crazy on a ship of fools
Turn this boat around - back to my loving ground

Who claims that no man is an island
While I land up in jeopardy - more distant from you by degrees
I walk this shore in isolation
And at my feet eternity draws ever sweeter plans for me
I know why - I know why
Crazy on a ship of fools
Crazy on a ship of fools
Turn this boat around - back to my loving ground
Oh no, oh no - ship of fools --

18,779 posted on 04/04/2005 9:48:00 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: PreviouslyA-Lurker
Hey PAL,

We had a great weekend, made better by the liberal scandal thats breaking up here!

I hope you had a good weekend. Nice about the tulips!

18,780 posted on 04/04/2005 9:50:57 AM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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