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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Tax-chick

I love that last one. What a cutie-pie!


18,201 posted on 03/31/2005 5:54:33 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: Tax-chick

Eh! All my boys look like me, except that they get a lot taller than Mom.


18,202 posted on 03/31/2005 5:55:32 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: annyokie

That's my favorite, too. I'll put one in the mail for you.


18,203 posted on 03/31/2005 5:57:39 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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To: annyokie

Tom and Pat look more like their dad.


18,204 posted on 03/31/2005 5:58:23 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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To: Monkey Face

Have a good night, 'Face! Hopefully, I'll see you tomorrow.


18,205 posted on 03/31/2005 5:58:56 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Tax-chick
(In unison.)

AWWWW.

How precious.

You really do have a beautiful family, C.

:)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

18,206 posted on 03/31/2005 6:03:40 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("Kill For Peace.")
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To: tiamat

Hot cheese, cold drinks, good friends, you can't ask for much more out of life.


18,207 posted on 03/31/2005 6:04:19 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
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To: Tax-chick

I saw Venezualan wines the other day.

I needed a bottle of Cabernet, and was trying to decide.. the Venezualin looked interesting, but I felt safer with teh Australian.


18,208 posted on 03/31/2005 6:04:28 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Tax-chick; annyokie; tuliptree76; Monkey Face; international american; Conspiracy Guy
I Wouldn’t Choose...

I wouldn’t choose to be struck blind,
Though some, they say, don’t seem to mind.
They get around quite well, as yet,
But it’s really tough in the Internet.

I don’t think deaf I’d like to be,
My life would shrink in quality.
I’d be imprisoned in my mind,
Especially if I were also blind.

I’d hate to have my limbs go down,
And not be free to wander ‘round.
Stumbling into things, I guess,
Let’s face it. I would be a mess.

And if, somehow I lost my voice,
I guess I’d type. I’d have no choice,
Unless my fingers didn’t fling,
Ah, then I’d be a hopeless thing.

If all these ailments struck at me,
I’d then depend on charity.
And on the ones who like to say,
“No one would want to live this way.”

With deafened ears, I’d hear them tell,
“His life’s become a Living Hell,
He’s little more than just a slug,
I think we ought to pull the plug.”

What in their past gives them the sight,
To know for me it would be right,
Though I lay chained, and bound, and fettered,
That in Dead Hell I would be bettered?

Could they perchance, know of this place,
Because they’re of a “different” Race?
A race of Demons sent to sell,
A tourist trap that they call Hell.


NicknamedBob . . . March 31, 2005

18,209 posted on 03/31/2005 6:04:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (They did NOT win. --They chose Death, and they will have it. -- We choose Life, and we will have it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yes!


18,210 posted on 03/31/2005 6:05:46 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: annyokie
...only I had a dress in mine.

As the French would say: Vive le difference!

:&)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

18,211 posted on 03/31/2005 6:07:01 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("Kill For Peace.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Thanks, G. It's my call in life :-).


18,212 posted on 03/31/2005 6:08:24 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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To: tiamat

I've had Chilean reds (very iffy, maybe a 1-in-4 change of getting a drinkable one, without research in advance) but never Venezuelan. Australian wines are very solid; you'd have to read up to find a really outstanding one under $10, but you're unlikely to get something ghastly off the shelf.


18,213 posted on 03/31/2005 6:10:30 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks!


18,214 posted on 03/31/2005 6:11:11 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

You had a on dress in your's, too!? Woo hoo!


18,215 posted on 03/31/2005 6:13:58 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: Tax-chick

This is the kind of Australian i had the other day.

http://www.lindemans.com.au/

It was a 2001 CAbernet, and it only cost 10 bucks!

It was pretty good, too.

Went with a very nice, rare roast...


18,216 posted on 03/31/2005 6:14:41 PM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Tax-chick

Awww...Cute pictures!


18,217 posted on 03/31/2005 6:14:52 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Wow. The last stanza, though, seems a little opaque.


18,218 posted on 03/31/2005 6:15:39 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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To: tiamat

We like Lindemans. We used to get their Shiraz-Cabernet special ordered, back in Tennessee where it was hard to get wine at all. I'm not a big fan of Cabernet, but my husband and father like it with red meat. I'd rather have Merlot, Shiraz, or Grenache for a red wine.


18,219 posted on 03/31/2005 6:17:13 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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To: tuliptree76

Thank you. How's your fish?


18,220 posted on 03/31/2005 6:17:37 PM PST by Tax-chick (Do not fear the words of a sinner, for his splendor will turn into dung and worms.)
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