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Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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THIS SITE IS ZOT!
GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!
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To: hk409
Now now.....Don't struggle... Muffie wants to talk to you....
161
posted on
12/21/2004 1:15:20 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: hk409
Is Amyl Nitrate still around?
162
posted on
12/21/2004 1:15:35 PM PST
by
Types_with_Fist
(I'm on FReep so often that when I read an article at another site I scroll down for the comments.)
To: hk409
163
posted on
12/21/2004 1:16:04 PM PST
by
Tarpaulin
(Look it up.)
To: DarkshadowNY
yeppers!
there was another place that had a bigger gif, but it seems to have gone the way of... jj_fate.
164
posted on
12/21/2004 1:16:46 PM PST
by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
To: MeekOneGOP
165
posted on
12/21/2004 1:17:27 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: PetroniDE
Could be ZottritA.... never know....
166
posted on
12/21/2004 1:18:12 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
To: King Prout
jj_fate...lets dig him up and give him a zot from a howitzer too..he misses us.
167
posted on
12/21/2004 1:18:25 PM PST
by
DarkshadowNY
(I only see them in my scope once.....)
To: TheBigB
168
posted on
12/21/2004 1:18:38 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Dew knot trussed you're spell chequer too fined awl mistakes)
To: JoJo Gunn
Obviously, the troll was on parole and home for the Christmas Holidays and alone again.
169
posted on
12/21/2004 1:19:07 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Rummy Phobia is the new mental disorder of the left. It is similiar to Hate GW Syndrome!)
To: DarkshadowNY
I forgot where the body is - we didn't use mile-markers at first.
170
posted on
12/21/2004 1:20:38 PM PST
by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
To: hk409
All your zots are belong us!
171
posted on
12/21/2004 1:21:28 PM PST
by
Taxman
(So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
To: King Prout
Look for mile marker 0 sticking up in the middle of the desert...he's at the other end
172
posted on
12/21/2004 1:21:49 PM PST
by
DarkshadowNY
(I only see them in my scope once.....)
To: hk409
Behave. That is an order! Visit Rush to receive your
indoctrination and marching orders for the day. You are
getting sleepy, you are getting sleepy . . . . @@
173
posted on
12/21/2004 1:22:10 PM PST
by
Twinkie
To: TXBSAFH
How many times has this guy been banned?
174
posted on
12/21/2004 1:22:32 PM PST
by
jb6
(Truth = Christ)
To: DarkshadowNY
GIR:"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, yeahhhhhhhh..."
175
posted on
12/21/2004 1:22:49 PM PST
by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
To: jb6
176
posted on
12/21/2004 1:23:11 PM PST
by
King Prout
(tagline under reconstruction)
To: hk409
"break" not "BRAKE"
"biggest" not "BIGEST"
"tried" not "TRYED"
"bend over backwards" not "BEND OVER BACK"
"speller checker is" not "SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING"
"write so brilliantly" not "WRITE SO BRILLIANT?"
"maybe" not "MAEYBE"
"people" not "PEEPLE"
"are asking for it" not "IS ASKING FOR IT"
BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!
There's no answer to that.
177
posted on
12/21/2004 1:23:17 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(Never Apologise. Never Explain)
To: hk409; TBarnett34
Concept shamelessly stolen from aMorePerfectUnionRate-a-Troll for hk409
Criterion |
Your Score (1-10) |
Comments |
cAPS lock AbuSE |
10 |
You are an answered prayer, a dream come true! |
Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal |
10 |
Bush as a dumb liberal is certainly a new spin |
Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule |
6 |
Depends on your medication level. If you want to appeal, FReepmail me. Oh, that's right, you can't... |
Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper |
10 |
Hallelujah! |
Verbal gymnastics |
10 |
Bent over backwards with a back flip and a 2 1/2 front Franken! |
Waiting long enough after sign-up to post |
0 |
NO! A mistake that might cost you first place! |
Bizarre "facts" |
10 |
Smart posts from you? Where? Who in the Sam Hill is BOB? |
Non-sequitur egomania |
10 |
Dude, the "I WRITE SO BRILLIANT" crack is an absolute beauty. It will never be surpassed. You are the Mozart of Trolldom! |
Exclamation points |
10 |
You are without peer in anger and aggression. You're even angry at something self-evidently deserved. Outstanding! |
Misspelled words |
10 |
Misspellings, lousy grammar, sentence structure. You must've been Valedictorian at the Laughing Academy. |
Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals |
10 |
"Biggest morons in the world" is high praise indeed coming from the undisputed champion moron! |
Total: 96
We have a new Troll atop the leaderboard! An absolute gem of a Troll post! Thank you so much for your contribution. The title is certainly yours to lose. I'm not sure Michael Streisand could've done a better job!
The leaderboard so far...
178
posted on
12/21/2004 1:25:07 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: hk409
Zotz!
179
posted on
12/21/2004 1:25:09 PM PST
by
Radix
(How does one get cleared for awful facts about Moderators #43?)
To: hk409
Goodness!
I think if he'd quit putting a SKERRY or EDWARDS up his bupbup he'd feel better.
Wierd fetishist!
Here kitty, kitty.
180
posted on
12/21/2004 1:26:14 PM PST
by
Quix
(5having a form of godliness but denying its power. I TIM 3:5)
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