I thought everyone knew that 
Rate-a-Troll for hk409
| Criterion | Your Score (1-10) | Comments |
| cAPS lock AbuSE | 10 | You are an answered prayer, a dream come true! |
| Bush/Cheney as Illuminati conspiracy/cabal | 10 | Bush as a dumb liberal is certainly a new spin |
| Amount of work on a post we'll just ridicule | 6 | Depends on your medication level. If you want to appeal, FReepmail me. Oh, that's right, you can't... |
| Pretending to be conservative or a long-time FReeper | 10 | Hallelujah! |
| Verbal gymnastics | 10 | Bent over backwards with a back flip and a 2 1/2 front Franken! |
| Waiting long enough after sign-up to post | 0 | NO! A mistake that might cost you first place! |
| Bizarre "facts" | 10 | Smart posts from you? Where? Who in the Sam Hill is BOB? |
| Non-sequitur egomania | 10 | Dude, the "I WRITE SO BRILLIANT" crack is an absolute beauty. It will never be surpassed. You are the Mozart of Trolldom! |
| Exclamation points | 10 | You are without peer in anger and aggression. You're even angry at something self-evidently deserved. Outstanding! |
| Misspelled words | 10 | Misspellings, lousy grammar, sentence structure. You must've been Valedictorian at the Laughing Academy. |
| Condescension while educating the ignorant evangelicals | 10 | "Biggest morons in the world" is high praise indeed coming from the undisputed champion moron! |
Total: 96
We have a new Troll atop the leaderboard! An absolute gem of a Troll post! Thank you so much for your contribution. The title is certainly yours to lose. I'm not sure Michael Streisand could've done a better job!
The leaderboard so far...
| Troll | Score |
| hk409 | 96 |
| bazookamanda | 80 |
| CarolinaGOPer | 74 |
| Toby03 | 54 |
| JUSTWANT2BHEARD | 51 |
| theblindhog | 49 |
| AMBIVILANCEkilledTHEcat | 28 |
| titan6310 | 23 |
that scoreboard is the best thing I've ever seen.
"If you want to appeal, FReepmail me. Oh, that's right, you can't..."
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LOL!
I thought everyone knew that
Rate-a-Troll! What a concept!
Brilliant assessment on the Rate-a-Troll scale.
You rock!
Dasher
Cool troll keeptrack file.
ping