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why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I've seen the reclining sofas swallow pets.
Then again, pets attack sofas... so it's revenge.
38,881
posted on
11/07/2004 7:03:46 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
To: tiamat
I have tried cooking with a crock pot and that does a pretty good job as well.
38,882
posted on
11/07/2004 7:04:12 PM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tiamat
When the smoke alarm goes off it's done.
Good night everybody
38,883
posted on
11/07/2004 7:04:27 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face
Thanks for ping; sorry gone so long; I see that the Punfest is off and running, with razor-sharp wit by all. Greetings.
To: Fedora
"Promise not to ruin it by cooking it like Hobbit ruins nice fresh fissssssh? Nasty taters. . ."
Fish and taters can't make me ruin it...it SHINESSSSSSSSSSSS, Precioussss!
38,886
posted on
11/07/2004 7:07:33 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: Monkey Face
I can't think of anymore. I barely thought of the current ending. The last
4 sentences are the new ending, right now. I was writing it while joking
with my brother on AIM. We haven't "collaborated" like that in a while.
38,887
posted on
11/07/2004 7:07:46 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
To: tiamat
Our kitchen appliances don't give us too much trouble.
All of our household appliances, however, die young.
38,888
posted on
11/07/2004 7:10:20 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
To: tiamat
"You have good reason to be proud of your kids"
My kids understand that duty to Country surmounts everything else. They are loyal and Patriotic, and that is the BEST a mother can ask for.
Thank THEM. THEY served. I waited.
38,889
posted on
11/07/2004 7:10:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Fedora; Monkey Face; Darkchylde; sionnsar; A CA Guy; All
LOL!
Good night!
i'm cashing it in now, too.
See you people later.
38,890
posted on
11/07/2004 7:11:50 PM PST
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: Monkey Face
"Yee-HAW!!! Is that how they say it in the Rockies...?" Ekchually, it's how I say it. Hm. The closest I've ever heard to that in the local (residential) vernacular was when I picked up a soldering iron (the old vacuum-tube boat-welder variety) in electronics class in. Emitted the obligatory "Eee-Youw!!" while I set it back down (as the pain hit, several seconds after contact).
My lab partner fell off the stool whilst laughing -- and so the class thought he was the injured party.
38,891
posted on
11/07/2004 7:11:52 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: Tax-chick
"...g-forces kill off the obese epoplel..." I'm an equal opportunity exporter. If a fat guy wants to take his chances on "The South Polar Express" and pays his fare, who am I to argue? Remember "The Man Who Sold The Moon" and where he died?
People will die in space. Sometimes even healthy ones. If they had their heart, weak as it may have been, set on going to Mars, I say take them all the way! Easy enough to put them on ice if need be.
And for boxers -- somehow I think the "Sweet Sport" is not going to make it off the planet. It's just too stupid to imagine. However, once the Martian Colonists get settled in, I have little doubt that some form of "Wrassling" will enjoy a resurgence of popularity, especially in four-tenths gravity.
Initial launch forces would be contra-indicated for anyone too pregnant. But if you time it right, giving birth before, or just after arrival (Martian Citizenship!), then I think it would be more comfortable.
38,892
posted on
11/07/2004 7:12:33 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)
To: sionnsar
Argh. Picked it up by the business end.
38,893
posted on
11/07/2004 7:12:48 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: Fedora
38,894
posted on
11/07/2004 7:14:03 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
To: Monkey Face
[Nice Smeagol: Lets nice Hobbit Monkey Face borrow fresh, uncooked Precious.]
[Gollum: Tells Smeagol Face is being tricksy and plans to cook Precious with fish and taters.]
To: Monkey Face
"Ekchually, it's how I say it."
(Sorry...I couldn't figure out how to shut off the BOLD.)
38,896
posted on
11/07/2004 7:15:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
To: sionnsar
38,897
posted on
11/07/2004 7:15:51 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: sionnsar
38,898
posted on
11/07/2004 7:16:16 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: Monkey Face
Monkey Face wrote:
My kids understand that duty to Country surmounts everything else. They are loyal and Patriotic, and that is the BEST a mother can ask for.
Thank THEM. THEY served. I waited.
This fast, ( because i really AM falling asleep) of COURSE thanks to your kids.
How not?
but waiting can be hard. And so can grief.
Kudos to all of you.
Good Night, 'Face!
Sleep well!
38,899
posted on
11/07/2004 7:16:32 PM PST
by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
To: sionnsar
38,900
posted on
11/07/2004 7:16:50 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
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