Hm. The closest I've ever heard to that in the local (residential) vernacular was when I picked up a soldering iron (the old vacuum-tube boat-welder variety) in electronics class in. Emitted the obligatory "Eee-Youw!!" while I set it back down (as the pain hit, several seconds after contact).
My lab partner fell off the stool whilst laughing -- and so the class thought he was the injured party.