why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: Fedora; Pippin

ROFLMAO!

Did you ever read "Samurai Cat"?

the part that spoofs LOTR?

"That's the last rock you're throwing on THIS trip!"

::;;;Gandalf pitches the hapless Hobbit down the well....::::

FUNNY!

( and nothing bad on Pippin.... different Pippin altogether....)

38,861 posted on 11/07/2004 6:46:13 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

I am getting hungry and am considering of going to the store to by a fresh chicken to poach some garlic chicken...

Takes about an hour to do.

Turkey wings are great that way to and make a great main dish.

38,862 posted on 11/07/2004 6:46:21 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

"Well, hey!

Go Navy!

She's got more guts than I do! LOL!"

Thanks! She is 5'1" on a GOOD day, but she did her country proud. My son is 6'4" and was in the army. And ditto for the country. Mine was the only generation in 1500 years to NOT join the military.

But since I both my kids did, I think my duty was fulfilled. I have yellow ribbons where everyone can see them. (And I AM a military widow.) [Do not thank me for this...it is part of being an American!]

38,863 posted on 11/07/2004 6:49:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

No! Mustn't let Him have it! It's mine--my own--myyyyy Preciousssssss. . .

38,864 posted on 11/07/2004 6:49:34 PM PST by Fedora

To: tiamat; Pippin

ROFL! We know that wasn't the *real* Pippin :)

38,865 posted on 11/07/2004 6:50:18 PM PST by Fedora

Very cool!

I make a Brined Roast Chicken that kicks butt, but if i am doing it RIGHT, I need at least two days..

38,866 posted on 11/07/2004 6:50:56 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

I wrote another one, it's different from the hammer death
though. It's called "The Tyrant of South Graknia". It was
created during an AIM conversation with my brother. He's
off to bed now, but he could help explain it tommorrow, I
suppose. The one thing I don't have in the story would be
the portal. That's how the magazines end up in South Graknia.
I just can't think of a way to present that... without ruining the intro.

The Tyrant of South Graknia
By Darkchylde

he was sitting in the corner, drooling on the pages of a discarded
"earth creature" magazine. those lower beings who resembled us
were always giving us their "magazines" as they were called....
he was deeply enthralled by the curves of the licentious
"Britney Spears" when the captain of the guard interrupted his party
of one. he immediately leapt to his feet & began shouting obscenities
about the evil "earth creatures" & their vile "magazines". the captain
of the guard stood still. "did you see anything?!" he asked his officer in
a paranoid, frenzied fashion. "No, sir! I didn't see you looking at that
Spears girl again!" he eyed his officer suspiciously for a few tense
minutes, then satisfied by the belief his secret was secure, (the captain
would say nothing lest he face losing his job, or worse) he asked for the
latest news of the troops. "they could fare better sir" was the captain's
cautious reply. "Oh, how so?" asked his lordship. "well, sir..." the captain
was rather hesitant to present the request of his soldiers.
"yes, captain?!" his lordship was never a very patient man
& the captain's hesitant attitude erked
him, even gave him an uneasy feeling.
"Well, sir, actually the men were wanting to borrow a few of your
"magazines". You know, for morale" the captain instantly regretted
mentioning those magazines again. he was disintegrated by his lordship
before he could even scream. He proceeded to open the door, allowing
the maid to sweep up the "dishonorably discharged" captain. Now he
would have to search out the troops for a new captain. No matter where
they were hiding, he would find them. One man would be promoted, whether
he wanted to be or not.

38,867 posted on 11/07/2004 6:51:22 PM PST by Darkchylde (Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)

"No! Mustn't let Him have it! It's mine--my own--myyyyy Preciousssssss"

Then let ME hold it. I will keep the Precious safe..

(she says...glitteringly...)

[Is "glitteringly" a word?]

38,868 posted on 11/07/2004 6:53:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

You have good reason to be proud of your kids.

38,869 posted on 11/07/2004 6:53:19 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

"swear on the Precious!"

The rat-dog?

38,870 posted on 11/07/2004 6:53:44 PM PST by Darkchylde (Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)

I just thought I would get one post in this thread. You may continue now.

Thank you for the opportunity!

This is the --Undead Thread-- on its way to The Ultimate Limit^TM: Last Post #65535.

FReepmail me if you want on or off the Undead Thread ping list.

38,871 posted on 11/07/2004 6:55:09 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

Yee-HAW!!!

Is that how they say it in the Rockies...?

38,872 posted on 11/07/2004 6:57:36 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

"The Tyrant of South Graknia
By Darkchylde"

(This is really spooky!) I had something in my head about 20 years ago that sounds eerily similar to this!

All I can say now, is: GOFERIT, Girl!

38,873 posted on 11/07/2004 6:57:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

"[Is "glitteringly" a word?]"

It is now! :)

Will you really keep the Precious safe? [looks suspiciously, then looks down at the Ring which shines glitteringly. . .] Promise not to ruin it by cooking it like Hobbit ruins nice fresh fissssssh? Nasty taters. . .

38,874 posted on 11/07/2004 6:58:11 PM PST by Fedora

"The rat-dog?"

Not *that* Precious, LOL! Hmmm, maybe we should toss the rat-dog in Mt. Doom and keep the *other* Precious. . .

38,875 posted on 11/07/2004 6:58:51 PM PST by Fedora

swear on the Precious!

Precious #97 or #289?

38,876 posted on 11/07/2004 6:59:59 PM PST by sionnsar (NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)

It's the time that is always the tough part of cooking.

38,877 posted on 11/07/2004 7:00:13 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)

"Precious #97 or #289?"

LOL! It doesn't know which Precious is which, does it, myyyyy Preciousssss. . .We tricks them with our extra ringses :)

38,878 posted on 11/07/2004 7:01:33 PM PST by Fedora

Not so much.

You just have to know how ingrediants will behave and not let yourself get distracted.

Helps to have a good sense of smell, too.

38,879 posted on 11/07/2004 7:02:49 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")

"Yee-HAW!!! Is that how they say it in the Rockies...?" Ekchually, it's how I say it.

38,880 posted on 11/07/2004 7:03:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)

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